One Sentence To Save The World.

[dogenzakaminion]

Wait episode 3 isn't out yet!

Oh my god, that is brilliant. Had me laughing for minutes.

I really don't know, I just imagine what would actually be said if aliens did arrive. I really hope it would be something magnificently clichê like "God help us all".

 

[Sux2bu]

HYPERBEEEAAAAAM!!!! Because its always the answer

Alternate: "Nope."

Source : [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14[/link]

 

[CODE-D]

We have crabs?

 

[Dastardly]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

"Welcome to Earth - home of the airborne herpes!"

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

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That quote only works when Kamina or Simon says it.

Alright, how about this then?

"I'll here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"The cake ISN'T a lie!"

Can anyone deny this?

 

[The Funslinger]

I'd just go with *nod*

 

[X10J]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

"We don't have insurance."

I just realized that you didn't specify what the aliens were doing with the weapons and what we were trying to stop them from doing, you only insinuated with your one sentence.

In my scenario the aliens are doctors with anti-bacteria weapons, and I just stopped them from exterminating all deadly infections from the world.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"Don't Lazer me bro"

 

[zama174]

Now assuming I have a sword, and I am talking to the general or some such leader of the aliens I would slowly walk up to him, head down as I whispered. "The fate of Norns awaits us all," I would then proceed to raise my head, and yell with an insane grin "Its time to answer sir Oden's call, and he calls for me" I would pull out the sword and plunge it into his gut then say "and you!"

Or: "How does sex slave sound instead?"
"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Or I would send a Jehovah's witness instead..

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Heard of Duke Nukem? He's real... honest.

That's two.

*BOOM!

OT: Don't you want to try a waffle first?

 

[chif-ii]

"DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!"

Either that, or "Y u b hating, bro?"

 

[cheese_wizington]

Chill out girl scout.

 

[Netface]

Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?

 

[RatRace123]

"Bring it!"

Then I'd start shooting at them.
Then I'd explain to the people around me that choosing me to give the one world saving sentence was a bad idea.

 

[FFHAuthor]

"Try it, we've been practicing for this shit for the past 10,000 years."

 

[Boba Frag]

My race has conquered every predator, every sickness, every single little killer bacterium, virus, storm, volcanoe, earth quake, temperature and cataclysm on this turbulent planet- we have endured over the millenia- do you honestly think you can?

 

[Tuddle]

Why can't we be friends? *cue music*

 

[mikev7.0]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"

 

[mikev7.0]

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

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Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*