One Sentence To Save The World.

Recommended Videos

Megacherv

Kinect Development Sucks...
Sep 24, 2008
2,650
0
0
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

mikev7.0 said:
Snowpact said:
Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)
Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*
Actuslly, it was Dress-to-Kill (wooyay for Izzard faonboy/girl family!)
 

Snowpact

He is the Walrus
Oct 15, 2008
178
0
0
mikev7.0 said:
Snowpact said:
Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)
Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*
No! Don't! That granola bar was for fending of the aliens! Now all that is left are these cookies... :-(
 

eggy32

New member
Nov 19, 2009
1,327
0
0
CrazyGirl17 said:
eggy32 said:
CrazyGirl17 said:
"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

Cookies for anyone who gets the reference!
That quote only works when Kamina or Simon says it.
Alright, how about this then?

"I'll here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!"
I kinda beat you to that one >_>
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.263455-One-Sentence-To-Save-The-World?page=4#9971465
 

mikev7.0

New member
Jan 25, 2011
598
0
0
Snowpact said:
mikev7.0 said:
Snowpact said:
Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)
Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*
No! Don't! That granola bar was for fending of the aliens! Now all that is left are these cookies... :-(
Ah. I see. Well in that case meet the nice folks from DARPA! Don't worry Snowpact they can handle this. These guys walk around wearing t-shirts with sayings on them like "I am become death the destroyer of worlds.....Cool!" Besides I have a back up plan....

*Runs of to buy lots more granola bars*
 

kinggamecat

New member
Aug 7, 2010
278
0
0
mikev7.0 said:
dngamecat said:
Niagro said:
Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."
Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.
the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"
LOL Nice one.
 

kinggamecat

New member
Aug 7, 2010
278
0
0
x EvilErmine x said:
I've just farted, you have about 5 seconds before the smell hits....
I can TOOOOTALLY see that as the quote on a monument from the guy who saved humanity from aliens! XD

" 'I've just farted, you have about 5 seconds before the smell hits....' A quote from EvilErmine the person who saved Earth from an alien threat. "

LOL
 
Mar 30, 2010
3,783
0
0
Option 1:
"Yeah, coz you guys can fuck up this planet more than we have already."
Option 2:
"Look over there! A three-headed monkey!"
 

Vortex Traveller

New member
Sep 28, 2008
118
0
0
You're not the first lot to have come here, Oh there have been so many, what you have to ask yourself is... what happened to them.

That should do it, worked for the 11th Doctor.
 

Racecarlock

New member
Jul 10, 2010
2,497
0
0
"Well, I hope you're ready to have randy quaid fly into the main weapons of your ships, blowing them up and shouting "UP YOURS" because that's what you'll get, plus getting nuked by will smith."
 

Xenos Eriadin

New member
Mar 11, 2009
72
0
0
"No, you must be mistaken, Earth is the red one, this is Mars."

The aliens would mutter some embarrassed apologies, then set course for Mars to destroy that instead. It's not like we'd really miss it. We could just colonise the moon instead.
 

Section Crow

Infamous Scribbler for Life
Aug 26, 2009
550
0
0
"go ahead but you have to deal with the global warming once were gone"

ehh.. not the best choice of words but hey
 

[.redacted]

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2010
986
0
21
Xenos Eriadin said:
"No, you must be mistaken, Earth is the red one, this is Mars."

The aliens would mutter some embarrassed apologies, then set course for Mars to destroy that instead. It's not like we'd really miss it. We could just colonise the moon instead.
And what if they were from Mars?
 

mikev7.0

New member
Jan 25, 2011
598
0
0
Megacherv said:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

mikev7.0 said:
Snowpact said:
Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)
Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*
Actuslly, it was Dress-to-Kill (wooyay for Izzard faonboy/girl family!)
Holy crap you're right! It was in Dress to Circle (which I loved) so I got em' mixed up. Man, one granola bar and ya' doom the world..... Good thing they come in six packs like beer! *tosses Megacherv, dngamecat, and Snowpact granola bars*