one sentence to save your life.

[Saelune]

You will kill me with your sword...

 

[utopaline]

DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!

 

[Ghengis John]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

This was my first thought and deserves so much praise.

 

[The Heik]

Alright, so say you're running away from generic bad guys, now you're up against the wall, you have time to say on sentence to save you whether by buying you time, confusing them, distracting them or convincing them not to fight.

So, what is it?

I'd take out a generic looking object, and say it's a dead-man trigger for a bomb on my person, and if they shoot me, they die too. That should either make them run or give me a second to run myself

 

[HeySeansOnline]

"BIG O! ACTION!"

And if they don't get covered in rubble as a mech appears from the ground I'd just go with ...

"I'm rubber and you're glue! What bounces off of me splatters your skull across the pavement!"

 

[flacmcfae]

pull out my phone and take their picture, or just start crying. No one wants to shoot a blubbering fat guy

 

[Leg End]

"Come at me bro."

Fucking bring it you human waste, I can destroy you with a snap of mah fingah. >.>

Word of advice never do that in a real fight you'll be ripped apart.

Ehh, I actually can. :/

I have absolutely no sense of self-preservation whatsoever and can do some pretty reality-defying things when I become truly angry. :/

 

[Levitas1234]

"would you still want to kill me after smoking a joint and doing LSD?"

 

[tobi the good boy]

"I'm gonna suggest that you dont hurt the man with a bomb strapped to his chest..."

Assuming their idiots and are fooled by an alarm clock ducktaped to my shirt with a gameboy and some wires.

 

[Nicholas Woodruff]

*Dials Phone* Hey, is Bear Jew available?

 

[Leg End]

"Come at me bro."

Fucking bring it you human waste, I can destroy you with a snap of mah fingah. >.>

Word of advice never do that in a real fight you'll be ripped apart.

Ehh, I actually can. :/

I have absolutely no sense of self-preservation whatsoever and can do some pretty reality-defying things when I become truly angry. :/

Adrenalin won?t do you much good if you?re outnumbered or outclassed.

Ehehehe, it's a little bit more than adrenaline. >.>

As in, I can make them cherish the last light they saw. They won't be seeing it ever again. <.<

But, I digress. :/

Simply put, it would still be my sentence.

 

[Galliam]

Since they're generic bad guys, I'll offer them double the money if they let me escape.

If that isn't situationally appropriate, I'd challenge one of them to single combat.

If they're not the type to go for that, I'd offer a service (desperate times)

If no other options present themselves, I wouldn't be running. Too fat, better at fighting then running. If I survive long enough to get one of their guns, my odds go up anyway. This situation my quote will be "Sorry, I'm going to have to end your lives." Im actually usually better at one liners on the spot, so it may be WAY cooler than that when it comes time.

 

[Nikolaz72]

What made you wanna live this kinda life? *Runs*

 

[Atheist.]

I'd pull out my cellphone and pretend it's a deadman's switch.

 

[Gudrests]

FALLLCONNNNNN....PAUNCH!!!!!!!!

If it works whoot...if not....well ...Im still gonna hit someone

 

[Leg End]

"Come at me bro."

Fucking bring it you human waste, I can destroy you with a snap of mah fingah. >.>

Word of advice never do that in a real fight you'll be ripped apart.

Ehh, I actually can. :/

I have absolutely no sense of self-preservation whatsoever and can do some pretty reality-defying things when I become truly angry. :/

Adrenalin won?t do you much good if you?re outnumbered or outclassed.

Ehehehe, it's a little bit more than adrenaline. >.>

As in, I can make them cherish the last light they saw. They won't be seeing it ever again. <.<

But, I digress. :/

Simply put, it would still be my sentence.

Tell me is this attitude based on experience or do you just assume that when you fight you?ll kick everybody?s ass?

Previous lifetimes and nightmares. Very real nightmares. :/

In this life, none have truly attacked(or someone dear to) me in such a way to warrant exposing them to the things they fear most, locked in another plane. Me becoming the ultimate eldritch abomination. :/

We are slowly heading off-topic, we should stop or continue in PM. :/

 

[SilentCom]

"You have approximately 3 seconds." I won't say why they have 3 seconds but they will sure as hell be confused for that duration while I have an opportunity to run or fight.

 

[urluckyidunbeatu]

"well, thank god I made it here, time for you guys to meet an untimely and gruesome death"

 

[hiphop8004]

BANKAI!
(one word sentence whooo )

 

[NEVRINx54]

"These aren't the droids your looking for."