Only in video games...

[k3v1n]

only in videogames can you double jump in the air

only in videogames can you jump from building to building with ease

only in videogames can you not be able to run and shoot at the same time

 

[Pedgeth]

Only in video games can you not climb over a knee high wall. I mean seriously!

 

[scorptatious]

Only in video games you can respawn after you die.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Only in videogames can a multibillion dollar conglomorate corporation be brought down by some dude who can street fight.

 

[noble cookie]

Only in video games can you respawn.

.............

What?
It's true.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Only in video games can you go through countless situations of what the fuckery, pant-wetting scares and conversations with women without ever uttering a word or ever loosing your poker face.

 

[C117]

Only in videogames can the bad guy become MORE powerful after getting beaten up a bit.

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

Only in video games can a woman wear an article that is armor, offers great protection, and only covers 25% of her skin.

 

[Dead_Man]

Only in video games can you get shot and hide behind cover and you will fully heal with no ill effects

 

[BENZOOKA]

Only in video games can you think of getting up from your chair whilst running.

 

[moretimethansense]

Only in video games where 1 man in a power suit can kill countless aliens without any help

Only in video games where you can just from a 4 story building to assassinate someone without breaking a bone

Only in video games where having a plastic guitar can make you famous

Lets keep this going shell we?

Sorry but the first two I've seen in a number of other media, Primarily Anime.

Only in games can an actually normal soldier recover from bullet wounds by sitting behind a low wall.

Only in games can an apparently normal soldier heal from severe physical trauma and bullet wounds by absorbing a med-kit through their feet.

Only in games can a single pg 13 sex scene cause mass hysteria.

 

[Woodsey]

Only in a video game can a super-human clone walk around with a barcode on the back of his head and assassinate people while dressed as Santa.

 

[TheWizzerd]

Only in video games can a cat be used as a silencer.

 

[MrJoyless]

only in video games can 12 year olds save the world

only in video games can pre teens command respect from anyone older than them

only in video games you can get shot...hide...and get better in a few seconds

only in video games you can shoot a rocket at your feet and jump at the same time to increase your jump height

 

[Geekosaurus]

Only in video games can skinny blond emos swinging swords the size of aircraft wings be considered cool~

Technically that would be video games and anime.

 

[The Night Shade]

Only in videogames you can load parts of your life

 

[[.redacted]]

Only in video games can life be this awesome.