Ouch! That hurt.

[revenge6000]

So, last night I woke up from a pretty nice sleep to discover a stabbing pain in my abdomen. Turns out I had a kidney stuck at the entrance to my bladder. I never knew anything could hurt that bad, so I got to have myself a nice little trip to the ER, where they pumped me full of sweet sweet painkillers.

Anyway, the experience got me wondering. What's the most pain ya'll have ever felt? Was it the result of illness, accident, or other? Looking forward to hearing some stories on the subject because, hey, misery loves company.

 

[Nouw]

I have to say a cramp in my leg. Hurt like a *****...

 

[Bobic]

This one time I accidentally broke my razor on my manly chin. I didn't have any spares lying around so I went out to my garage to get the lawn mower. That hurt pretty bad. I've got some sweet scars though.

 

[Best of the 3]

Badminton. So fucking painfull and dagerous as a sport goes. I'm not kidding.

I went for a smash (Just so you know this was 1-2 years ago and I have played county level for 10 years now and my smash back then reached 150mph easily, so my racket would be doing more) but my partner was accidently. I swung to acoid him but also hooked it onto my right testicle. I have never screamed like a girl in all of my life except then. I couldn't walk for the next hour. and after that I needed help.

Luckily, nothing permenant damage wise.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

I once accidently stood on a rusty spike with my right foot and the doctor had to dig around in my foot because i had blood poisioning there >O<

 

[WolfEdge]

I don't have much to contribute to the pain story, but your anecdote did remind me of a time I was sleeping in a dorm room. I woke up with a scar on my stomach. And to this very day, I still have no idea how it got there.

True story bro.

 

[Kiyotaki]

I remember when I was small my eart ended up hurting so badly, it felt like it was going to explode I almost passed out. Then recently I got the worst ass cramp possible

 

[spacecowboy86]

skiing... I wasn't even going that fast, but slipped, fell on my shoulder and broke my collar bone. Hurt like a Justin Bieber song.

 

[revenge6000]

Badminton. So fucking painfull and dagerous as a sport goes. I'm not kidding.

I went for a smash (Just so you know this was 1-2 years ago and I have played county level for 10 years now and my smash back then reached 150mph easily, so my racket would be doing more) but my partner was accidently. I swung to acoid him but also hooked it onto my right testicle. I have never screamed like a girl in all of my life except then. I couldn't walk for the next hour. and after that I needed help.

Luckily, nothing permenant damage wise.

Ouch, man! Anything involving the testicles sucks. A friend of mine once had his get twisted (testicular tortion I think they call it) while hiking, and his little sister, who was half his weight if that much, had to carry him back down the side of a mountain.

 

[Mr.France]

One of the most traumatic events of my life was one time when I got this insane pain in my chest, it hurt a lot, and I mean A LOT every time I breathed. I woke up with it and it was not so bad at the time, but as the day passed it grew stronger, and I had to travel that day, by plane. The pain reached it's maximum in the middle of the flight, with no doctors around, no pills, no thing to help. Well, there actually was this woman, she knew something of medicine though she was not the kind of doctor you find in a hospital, she was able to keep me calm, at least. Anyway, there was another hour of flight before I could be sent to a hospital, so it was not nice. When I got there they gave me painkillers (oh the sweet relief), and after some exams they suspected I had some sort of heart problem (my grandfather died of heart problems, so I got REALLY scared then), after other exams that was discarded. I ended up getting better before they found out what was wrong with me.

I don't think the worst in this situation was the pain though, a plane in middle-flight is not exactly a pleasant place to feel an agonizing pain with every beath...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Every day feels like the day after being stoned half to death. At best.
That's sucked for a while.

Nothing more interesting to add. No gory instant pain here.
That I can remember, anyway. I am pretty smashed.

 

[Mr.France]

Oh, I just remembered a story a friend of mine told me. She was in the house of a friend of hers, and it had a pool. Some dude was running around it like a retarded chicken when he slipped... and fell with open legs right on the edge of the pool (this edge was made of STONE mind you). She said he had a bleeding there.

 

[Someperson307]

I recently got a Move, and I got The Fight for it. I had no idea a damn video game could hurt my arms so much.

 

[Best of the 3]

Badminton. So fucking painfull and dagerous as a sport goes. I'm not kidding.

I went for a smash (Just so you know this was 1-2 years ago and I have played county level for 10 years now and my smash back then reached 150mph easily, so my racket would be doing more) but my partner was accidently. I swung to acoid him but also hooked it onto my right testicle. I have never screamed like a girl in all of my life except then. I couldn't walk for the next hour. and after that I needed help.

Luckily, nothing permenant damage wise.

Ouch, man! Anything involving the testicles sucks. A friend of mine once had his get twisted (testicular tortion I think they call it) while hiking, and his little sister, who was half his weight if that much, had to carry him back down the side of a mountain.

Ouch, that sounds terrible. How the hell did he do that to himself though?

I have another badminton story. This didn't involve me but I was right behind it when it happened. Person X was 19 at the time ad like me, a very experienced badminton player. His smash easily cracked near the 180-200mph at full strength. Well, we were playing at a junior club at the time and he was playing for a laugh. One of the the kids he was playing wanted to face his full smash so he did it.

Little did he know that his partner (also a junior aged about 11) ran into him (By accident) and so the smash hit im full on in the head, It split to the skull and cracked that heavily too. The racket snapped in half and some of it embedded into the poor kids head. The kid ended up fine though and carried on playing, even though the top half of his head had swollen to about double the normal size. No permenant damage again, which was very lucky even though it was an accident.

 

[Dgxphyrefightx]

It's not so much the amount of pain, but getting a sinus headache every day for 3 weeks fucking sucks.

 

[revenge6000]

Here's a story from another friend of mine. This sounds like an urban legend kind of thing I know, but I promise its true. This guy went to pee, and suddenly felt this intense pain and couldn't go. Turns out he had a blood clot IN HIS PENIS. The thing was like the size of a small marble, he said.

 

[Nargleblarg]

I fell asleep outside about 4-5 years ago and recieved 2nd degree burns from the sun all over my back. I had constant pain for a whole week all day and could not sleep, and now my shoulders are half leather....some day I'll have my revenge on the sun.

 

[LunaSocks]

Ok, this post made me relive a HORRIBLE experience. Me and my girlfriend went out for a picnic at the local water park. It was April Fool's Day, and I had my GalFriend put on my sun screen. Instead, she felt like pulling a DASTARDLY evil prank. She sprayed TANNING OIL all over my top half (save for my head). What makes this even worse, is that it was during a heat wave. I go home a little stiff, and couldn't figure out why. I roll out of bed (literally)the next morning, and land on a wooden peg from a stool, and BOY did that suck. I still have a phalic looking mark on my back.

 

[Riptide1]

Most painful... While brushing down a sign i was repainting my right hand ring finger brushed against the edge and caught a large splinter, now initially getting a large splinter is painful, but even worse it was under my fingernail so it was pushing up on my nail. The pain was excruciating and so i ripped it out... Bad idea as about a week later my finger was swollen to twice its normal size so i had to have my fingernail removed because not all of the splinter was removed, as it turned out there was still a rather large part suck under my fingernail yet, extending from about midway under my fingernail to knuckle, so a good 2 inch long splinter was sitting in my finger for a week.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I once had my appendix out- after having being throwing up for 8 hours straight. And that was the fourth time I died. It's no gunshot wound, but it sure did suck.

Other painful times: Being knocked down in a tennis court led me to breaking my two top middle teeth; to this day they're enamel fakes. Getting my finger slammed in a door- blue nails ain't fun either. Stepping on a nail and getting a puncture wound. Thankfully, I was young [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cf/Demoman_jeers07.wav].