I do recall that a broken forearm didn't feel too good. However it wasn't exactly incapacitating.
Ouch! That hurt.
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I used to do stunt shows at a local theme park. First show of this particular day, my fellow castmate was a beat early during our "fight". I took a full force blow from a steel pipe causing hairline fractures in both my knee caps. I finished that prefprmance and the remaining 5 preformances that day before going to the hospital. I survived by placeing bags of ice on my knees between shows, chugging monsters, and eating ibprofen like m&ms. BTW massive amounts of Ibprofen and energy drinks not good my stomache lining still bleeds sometimes.
Ouch, now I'll think of you taking that risk everytime you go off to a game.Best of the 3 said:
OT: The worst I've consciously felt would be a compound fracture, right in the middle of my shin. I got it when a bike went over my leg.
Snorkeling in really really shallow water off the coast of Mauii. The thought process went something like this:
"Wow, this is really cool! There's so much coral! Ooooh, shiny fish. Hey, it's getting a little cramped in here. Waaaagh! The bottom is really close! *Various yelps of pain*"
Needless to say, I was bleeding profusely when I got out of the water. Though strangely enough, it didn't hurt that bad.
It's a lot less impressive, but the most pain I've ever had wasn't so much that it was overly painful, it was that it didn't go away for a full week. I got a bee sting on my middle finger (on the bus of all places) and my finger swelled up to almost 3 times its usual thickness. If I so much as bent it, it felt like someone was stabbing me with a needle. It didn't go away for a full week, and I still have a scar on my finger from it. This was two and a half years ago.
"Wow, this is really cool! There's so much coral! Ooooh, shiny fish. Hey, it's getting a little cramped in here. Waaaagh! The bottom is really close! *Various yelps of pain*"
Needless to say, I was bleeding profusely when I got out of the water. Though strangely enough, it didn't hurt that bad.
It's a lot less impressive, but the most pain I've ever had wasn't so much that it was overly painful, it was that it didn't go away for a full week. I got a bee sting on my middle finger (on the bus of all places) and my finger swelled up to almost 3 times its usual thickness. If I so much as bent it, it felt like someone was stabbing me with a needle. It didn't go away for a full week, and I still have a scar on my finger from it. This was two and a half years ago.
I was in a school-play and this guy was supposed to fake a punch to my face. Well... He didn't fake it...
And when I was like 7-8 my brother locked me outside. I was really mad and tried to pull the door open. At the same time as I pulled he unlocked the door and it my toe. When I removed my sock there was blood and the nail was hanging.
Strangely, it didn't hurt too bad.
And when I was like 7-8 my brother locked me outside. I was really mad and tried to pull the door open. At the same time as I pulled he unlocked the door and it my toe. When I removed my sock there was blood and the nail was hanging.
Strangely, it didn't hurt too bad.
Well, when I was 10 and drove go-kart (this was my first time) I managed to drive head-on into a wall at 30 km/h, and get my liver a nice bruise. Had to stay at the hospital for 4 days.
Strangely enough, it didn't hurt one bit. I actually noticed the day after that I had managed to scrape up my chin quite badly. I don't know why they didn't at the very least, put a little patch on it. It was actually still bleeding the day afer.
Strangely enough, it didn't hurt one bit. I actually noticed the day after that I had managed to scrape up my chin quite badly. I don't know why they didn't at the very least, put a little patch on it. It was actually still bleeding the day afer.
i was on a adventure playground a while ago (yes i am far to old/tall for them, but hey i was trying to relive my childhood) and i fell off a pole and landed on the corner of the slide, head first, i thought i had got away with it until the blood started running down my face, that hurt a bit.
My dad took me skiing with a bunch of high school kids (he's a youth pastor) when I was nine. I didn't really want to do it, but he made me anyway. During my ride down, I fell down funny and twisted my knee. It hurt, bad, but what hurt worse was my dad didn't believe I had hurt myself that bad and thought I was being a crybaby. He told me to stop making a fuss over nothing.
Also, I ran headfirst into the metal edge of a sliding glass door when I was five or six. Didn't split my head open, but made a nice little gash that took ages to heal up.
Also, once I was throwing up and it wouldn't stop, I just kept throwing up and kept throwing up. Finally my mom and Granny took me to the family doctor who hooked me up to some kind of painkiller and eventually I stopped. I was miserable for two days.
Also, I ran headfirst into the metal edge of a sliding glass door when I was five or six. Didn't split my head open, but made a nice little gash that took ages to heal up.
Also, once I was throwing up and it wouldn't stop, I just kept throwing up and kept throwing up. Finally my mom and Granny took me to the family doctor who hooked me up to some kind of painkiller and eventually I stopped. I was miserable for two days.
If I sit wrong, my leg bone will snap out of place...
Not only does it hurt like a *****, but the only way to fix it is to snap it back into place...
Not only does it hurt like a *****, but the only way to fix it is to snap it back into place...
About 7 years ago, I was sitting eating an apple on the floor and for some reason I decided that I needed a plate to put my apple on. So I grabbed my plate and my apple and sat on the stair case that led down to my basement.
I was happily eating my apple when it started to rain heavily so I went outside to grab my cat, when I got back inside I was pretty wet, and I walked back to my apple and plate and my brother called out to me, but as I was replying I stubbed my toe on the plate, which fell down the stairs and broke, then I fell down the stairs and straight onto the smashed glass.
My mom was on the phone when this happened, and the adrenaline rush from the fall sent me running around the house screaming at the top of my lungs. My mom then tried to shush me, as she did not see my badly gored knee, and I ran around the house for a good 3 minutes before falling to the ground in agony.
My mom then noticed the trail of blood leading around the house and paniced and I was rushed to the hospital.
I had chipped my knee cap and now I have a bigass scar on my knee and an interesting story behind it. Worst experience of my life.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and to make matters worse, the docters drugs didn't work on me so I got to watch and feel them sowing me back together. It was brutal.
I was happily eating my apple when it started to rain heavily so I went outside to grab my cat, when I got back inside I was pretty wet, and I walked back to my apple and plate and my brother called out to me, but as I was replying I stubbed my toe on the plate, which fell down the stairs and broke, then I fell down the stairs and straight onto the smashed glass.
My mom was on the phone when this happened, and the adrenaline rush from the fall sent me running around the house screaming at the top of my lungs. My mom then tried to shush me, as she did not see my badly gored knee, and I ran around the house for a good 3 minutes before falling to the ground in agony.
My mom then noticed the trail of blood leading around the house and paniced and I was rushed to the hospital.
I had chipped my knee cap and now I have a bigass scar on my knee and an interesting story behind it. Worst experience of my life.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and to make matters worse, the docters drugs didn't work on me so I got to watch and feel them sowing me back together. It was brutal.
So I play Football (Soccer for Americans) and I play often right or left defense. This guy got the ball from the middle and gave it a small thud to the side ready to shoot it into the 18yard box, well I didn't want this so, (I was standing between him and the 18yard box close to the side line) SO I put up my left foot so that I was standing on my right foot having my left foot at about head height trying to block the ball with it. Here's what went wrong, he didn't hit the ball like he was supposed to so standing in my ballerina position he hit a perfect (and hard shot) right on my private parts. AND THAT HURT!!!
Surgery. That or a broken arm. No wait... SURGERY.
Yeah, I had my gallbladder removed. They said "oh, it wont be that bad" FUCK YOU THAT WAS AWFUL! The pain was only barely tolerable with vicodin... Needless to say that the length of time and the high amount of pain had me going... but breaking my arm was also very much an awful experience. I think that the only reason surgery is on top is because it was more recent too...
Yeah, I had my gallbladder removed. They said "oh, it wont be that bad" FUCK YOU THAT WAS AWFUL! The pain was only barely tolerable with vicodin... Needless to say that the length of time and the high amount of pain had me going... but breaking my arm was also very much an awful experience. I think that the only reason surgery is on top is because it was more recent too...
I've never really had a time where I was in excruciating amounts of pain. There was the time I was hit in the head with a thrown bucket (had to have my head stapled, yeah not stitched, stapled) but that was when I was in kindergarten so I barely remember the whole thing. Plus I think I was out of it the half the time, head injuries can do that to ya.
I have been terribly nauseous too many times though. It isn't fun when you almost want to puke your guts out.
I have been terribly nauseous too many times though. It isn't fun when you almost want to puke your guts out.
I remember, It must have been about 4 years ago, and I was at home bored out of my face. I had the music channel on and Feeder- Just a day came on.
Now we all have those songs don't we? That send us on a bit of a psycho/hyper spree. Thus I entered this.
Just after the guitar solo, and the part of the song slowed down, it was all kicking in again. Thus I prepared to leg it down the hallway, jump through the arch-way and land on the sofa. Expertly, and awesomely.
However, all of this failed in one horrid transaction.
I Mis-timed my jump too late, nonetheless I was unstoppable. I leapt whilst at full speed, and my head crashed into the door-frame. Literally throwing me on my back.
I wish to god I had some sort of video-clip of that, because from the force alone I swear I almost did a full back flip.
Hurt muchly!
Now we all have those songs don't we? That send us on a bit of a psycho/hyper spree. Thus I entered this.
Just after the guitar solo, and the part of the song slowed down, it was all kicking in again. Thus I prepared to leg it down the hallway, jump through the arch-way and land on the sofa. Expertly, and awesomely.
However, all of this failed in one horrid transaction.
I Mis-timed my jump too late, nonetheless I was unstoppable. I leapt whilst at full speed, and my head crashed into the door-frame. Literally throwing me on my back.
I wish to god I had some sort of video-clip of that, because from the force alone I swear I almost did a full back flip.
Hurt muchly!