Out of Context Quotes

[Meximagician]

"You can't trust 'em, they all look alike"? LADY, THEY ARE CLONES! Clones humanity genetically engineered, to form a homogeneous slave species! THAT'S LITERALLY A CHOICE WE MADE FOR THEM!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"How did you die, (name)? What happened?"

"...so you know dolphins, right?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Oh, right in the tapeworms."

 

[ExtraWildGames]

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Can't sleep without our dream impaler."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Time to replace your blood with Dr. Pepper. Then you will become truly powerful."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Better love story than Twilight" is a really low bar. I've accomplished that in the bathroom after eating too many burritos.

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Natural causes?!"
"You can't live without a spinal cord son, nothing unnatural about that."

 

[Chimpzy]

If you rubbed your butt and a fart genie came out, what kind of bathroom-related wish would you make?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I guess when you look at it that way, the real treasure was me. And the friends we made along the way, who then proceeded to eat us."

 

[Bob_McMillan]

"It's not racism, it's just color theory"