Out of Context Quotes

[Meximagician]

"You can't trust 'em, they all look alike"? LADY, THEY ARE CLONES! Clones humanity genetically engineered, to form a homogeneous slave species! THAT'S LITERALLY A CHOICE WE MADE FOR THEM!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"How did you die, (name)? What happened?"

"...so you know dolphins, right?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Oh, right in the tapeworms."

 

[ExtraWildGames]

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Can't sleep without our dream impaler."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Time to replace your blood with Dr. Pepper. Then you will become truly powerful."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Better love story than Twilight" is a really low bar. I've accomplished that in the bathroom after eating too many burritos.

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Natural causes?!"
"You can't live without a spinal cord son, nothing unnatural about that."

 

[Chimpzy]

If you rubbed your butt and a fart genie came out, what kind of bathroom-related wish would you make?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I guess when you look at it that way, the real treasure was me. And the friends we made along the way, who then proceeded to eat us."

 

[Bob_McMillan]

"It's not racism, it's just color theory"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"What school trips are you going on that involve plasma burns?!"

 

[Gordon_4]

"Them mommy milktanks be jigglypuffing"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"No I can't let people enjoy things, because that would prevent me from enjoying the thing I like the most, which is critical analysis and being a hater."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I'm just gonna sit here and die and eat pizza."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I'm just gonna sit here and die and eat pizza."

"How can you sit there and eat pizza!?"

 

[Gordon_4]

"Don't let this nation of puritans kink shame you, bro"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"It doesn't come out strong, but the octopus kind of takes it over."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"You can't deal with Indians; when you shake their hand, they rob you with the other seven."

Racist as fuck; I don't condone or agree with the sentiment, but...

 

[Xprimentyl]

"You can't deal with Indians; when you shake their hand, they rob you with the other seven."

Racist as fuck; I don't condone or agree with the sentiment, but...

This just reminded me of something that happened when I was in college. One of my supposed-to-be roommates, Jay, was this scrawny white kid, a "nerd" by all the negative connotations it held in the late '90s. He was in his room watching something on the History Channel (nerd) about the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War. I didn't hear the television, but they must have mentioned something about the Viet Cong's inventiveness or improvisational skills, because I heard Jay exclaim, and I quote: "That was them! A bunch of slit-eyed MacGyvers!" I laughed my ass off for an hour. Not because I agreed with anything he said, but because it was so pointedly and absurdly racist, and such a wrong thing to say! It was so bad! It was like a caricature of racism, like for a second, this 19-year-old kid was possessed by the spirit of a 50-year-old war veteran experiencing PTSD.