Out of Context Quotes

[Gordon_4]

"We celibates know a lot about marriage, after all you don't need to be a turtle to be a marine biologist, do you?"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Does anybody else start twerking when they get nervous?"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Oh, ok, so she sends you a picture of her pussy every day?"

 

[Thaluikhain]

"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"And you know what? I'm a forehead connoisseur. I strive to have the biggest forehead in the world."

 

[Gordon_4]

"That song is worse than I jacking off in a 110 degree portashitter"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Okay, there's the rat juice I needed. Sorely needed it."

 

[Gordon_4]

Remember, "subtext" is an anagram of "butt sex"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I tell you I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!"

 

[Xprimentyl]

"I can't believe I'm going to leave this planet as a pile of bear shit."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Clown shoes are probably worth something, right? Are there, like... Clown Jordans?"

 

[Gordon_4]

"Was this before or after the weasel got into the Hadron collider and knocked us into an alternate timeline?"

 

[thebobmaster]

"Get back here, you fat bearded *****!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"What is a shovel of meat doing next to the customer?!"

 

[Chimpzy]

"I'm a salad lawyer"