Out of Context Quotes

[Gordon_4]

"We celibates know a lot about marriage, after all you don't need to be a turtle to be a marine biologist, do you?"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Does anybody else start twerking when they get nervous?"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Oh, ok, so she sends you a picture of her pussy every day?"

 

[Thaluikhain]

"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"And you know what? I'm a forehead connoisseur. I strive to have the biggest forehead in the world."

 

[Gordon_4]

"That song is worse than I jacking off in a 110 degree portashitter"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Okay, there's the rat juice I needed. Sorely needed it."

 

[Gordon_4]

Remember, "subtext" is an anagram of "butt sex"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I tell you I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!"

 

[Xprimentyl]

"I can't believe I'm going to leave this planet as a pile of bear shit."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Clown shoes are probably worth something, right? Are there, like... Clown Jordans?"

 

[Gordon_4]

"Was this before or after the weasel got into the Hadron collider and knocked us into an alternate timeline?"

 

[thebobmaster]

"Get back here, you fat bearded *****!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"What is a shovel of meat doing next to the customer?!"

 

[Chimpzy]

"I'm a salad lawyer"

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

there is no rock of sanity this wave of madness will crash against

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

left, right. It's all around you. something that mimics both, but is neither
hold out your hand, child. the world offers its mirror, but the reflection twists
what is, cannot be superimposed. not your thoughts. not your fate
not the blood-worn tangle of history looping behind your eyes
look up and sing, sing, sing, god damn you
welcome, traveler, to something you've always known but never stated
the knot of reversed symmetry, where what you know and what you think you know
are just opposite hands of the same blind god
this is the chiral mindset

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

getting stabbed by your girlfriend wearing corpse paint is gonna really help you understand the Iraq war

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

left, right. It's all around you. something that mimics both, but is neither
hold out your hand, child. the world offers its mirror, but the reflection twists
what is, cannot be superimposed. not your thoughts. not your fate
not the blood-worn tangle of history looping behind your eyes
look up and sing, sing, sing, god damn you
welcome, traveler, to something you've always known but never stated
the knot of reversed symmetry, where what you know and what you think you know
are just opposite hands of the same blind god
this is the chiral mindset

slightly too late to add in edit, bugger. this may seem like adding context but I garuntee nothing could be further from the truth.

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