Out of Context Quotes

[Xprimentyl]

"God can have his soul, but his ass belongs to me."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Santa is a prostitute you pay in cookies and milk"

 

[Drathnoxis]

'Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.'
'Maybe we should move to a larger community?'

 

[Chimpzy]

"It's my book, muthafucka, and they'll walk if I tell them to. Get that weak ass bird shit out of here!"

 

[Gordon_4]

"If God didn't approve of the zoning, he wouldn't have put a theme park in a sewage plant"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Oh, no! I got Wham'd at the craft kitchen!"

 

[NerfedFalcon]

"I'm an artist and liver damage is my art."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"What's the point of GPS if it doesn't G? It's just PS."

 

[Chimpzy]

"Oh, no! I got Wham'd at the craft kitchen!"

I got Wham'd walking to the pharmacy. Made it to the 23rd. So close.

 

[Gordon_4]

What the original Cobra Chicken wasn't enough of a winged asshole of a bird so he mixed another one up with the Australian Flying Fuckery Fowl?

 

[Thaluikhain]

New Zealand laws have an exemption for zombie families.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"And you know you're an adult when you're really excited about your new mop."

 

[Gordon_4]

"After sleeping next to my ex for a few years I'm pretty sure I can handle the frigidness that is the north Atlantic".

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I'm all about human remains right now."

 

[Chimpzy]

"I now identify as bacon."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Neytiri and Varang and Liara T'soni and Nebula. Yes I have a type"

 

[Chimpzy]

"Are his two brain cells fighting for third place again?"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"A JRPG just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I don't think he crashed and died too hard."

 

[Drathnoxis]