Paranoia

[The Hairminator]

Unfortunately, that was the enemy troll's roll.

You wake up in the morning.

 

[Scde2]

With a hangover.

Being happy.

 

[The Hairminator]

Is just temporary. Just wait and something bad will happen.

You open the fridge.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Congratulations! Your last attempt at suicide succee-

Friends and family love you.

 

[The Hairminator]

You still die and everyone cries at your funeral

You search fridge for bacon

 

[Paksenarrion]

The radio crackered. "No John, you are the bacon."

The ceiling falls on the plasma demon, unable to kill.

 

[Shanaar]

Then he trips and breaks his neck

Downloading trough Utorrent.

 

[bgg1996]

It turns out to be a virus. All of your accounts are hacked.

Insulting a troll.

 

[Shanaar]

Gets a badge

Does science.

 

[bgg1996]

Never gets a girl.
Hte events have to be bad.

Killing Santa Claus.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Santa Claus gets easily replaced AGAIN!

Going on a Killing Spree

 

[Robert632]

Only to find that, in your murederous glee, you killed yourself.

A dog takes a bone to a graveyard.

 

[Cryptorus]

Gets killed by a skeleton wanting it's pelvis back.

Going out on a nice trip to space.

 

[capin Rob]

Pressure difrential causes you to DIE!

Having sex with many, many, many, many, many, many, many, things

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You die when you try inserting an active chainsaw in you ass.

Proves black and white are the same.

 

[Shanaar]

Gets a death treated because of it.

Setting up the bomb

 

[Eggsnham]

You successfully set up the bomb and detonate it in a highly populated area, as you take your payment from the man who employed you, you chuckle and think of the new sports car that's just begging for you to drive it.

You Fly home and head straight to the nearest Lamborghini dealer to buy a shiny new Lambo.

As you fly out of the dealership driveway and down the road you notice something ahead of you and swerve off of the road and into a tree, killing yourself.

Hey, Karma's a *****.

Waking up on a beautiful Saturday morning.

 

[Scde2]

You wake up in 5 years.

Watching the perfect movie.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Then Pulp Fiction ends.

And you go to the gun store

 

[Mr. Grey]

You discharge a shot in your pants... you later die of blood loss because everyone else was laughing.

You order a pizza.