Paranoia

[Lazy Kitty]

Your hair get set on fire and is now more awesome.

Not following the pattern.

 

[squidbuddy99]

You are sent to the containment camps for disobeying the great Czar.

I assume direct control.

 

[Ildecia]

I impeach your ass faster than i did your mom (lol)

eating banana pie

 

[Shanaar]

For nano second and then bought napalm to burn it so more.

Eating a cookie

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get eaten by the banana pie.

Falling back to the pattern.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The pattern returns

Singing in the rain

 

[Shanaar]

Drowns because of the rain.

Picking a avatar.

 

[squidbuddy99]

NINJAD!

Watch Transformers 2.

 

[Scde2]

You end up liking it.

Meeting your hero.

 

[Shanaar]

He kills you in a drunken rage.

Listening to Metal.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get eaten by the Metal.

Kicking people in a pit while screaming "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!"

 

[Shanaar]

Slip on piece of water and fall in to the pit, while screaming like a little girl

Going mental

 

[Lazy Kitty]

By the time it's your turn at the psychologist, your brain has been eaten by zombies, so you're cured.

Putting a variation on the pattern and only noticing it's a variation of the pattern after finishing typing it.

 

[Shanaar]

The worlds ends because of it.

Playing Brütal Legend

 

[squidbuddy99]

You fall victim to DECAPITATIOOOOOOON.

Go skiing.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get eaten by your skies.

Making lots of man-eating stuff.

 

[squidbuddy99]

Sent to hell for playing God.

Eat ice cream.

 

[Scde2]

You freeze to death.

You join the pub club.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get eaten by its members.

Going home to Hell.

 

[Scde2]

It is earth.

Doing origami.