People with extremely strange names.

[PinochetIsMyBro]

Anyone named: Tyrell, Jarrell, Tyrone, Jamal, Laquesha(or any stupid variation), is going to end up in jail.

I don't understand why people give their children these names. Probably low IQ, in which case we should be stopping them from having any more.

 

[Fudd]

Deep in the jungles of Borneo lives, I shit you not, a child named Frodo Wolverine.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

my older cousin tried to name his child Construction, until his wife slapped him for it. made me laugh so hard xD

that said, my childhood nickname is Starshine, so most of school i was Star Summers. YES I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A STRIPPER >.>

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I knew a couple that named their kid something stupid...

Her name was Diana Little and his name was Dick Dink II(yes... Dick Dink)

She got pregnant so they decided to get married but neither wanted to change their last names, so they kept them the same (she's still a Little and he's still... A Dink...)

Anyways, they wanted to name the child Dick III but they couldn't decide on who's lastname he should have... so they decided on both!

The child is now called Dick Little-Dink III...

...yeah

EDIT: I'm thinkin about naming my girl "Piper"... is that a stupid name?

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin - Frank Zappa's kids

Let's not forget Dweezil...

Dweezil is such an awesome name. I'm totally naming my first-born Dweezil "The Shank" McShaunnasey. That isn't even my last name, I just think it works.

 

[Rule Britannia]

Dwayne Pipe. is a funny name

There was a guy in my school called 'Richard Long' and of course the nickname guys named 'Richard' get is 'Dick'
Naturally he was a legend for being called 'Dick Long'.

 

[Platypus540]

My friend's cousin is Dante, which is an uncommon but awesome name.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It just along with what I've been saying, the human race has shot natural selection in both it's knee caps by idiot proofing everything; so now all the idiots are surviving to reproduce and all (read: most) those with desirable genes don't want to (reproduce that is).

 

[Athinira]

Fonda Cox.

Anything I could say now would be anticlimactic.

I eagerly await November 11th to see if anyone names their child Dovahkiin.
To be fair though, telling someone your name means "Dragon Born" would be kinda neat. Would certaintly go over well through grade school.

Well my name (Troels) litterally means "Thors Shaft". Go figure ;-)

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Warren Douglas. I mean how cruel do parents have to be to name their kid Warren fucking Douglas?

Warren name meaning = A rabbits tunnel...
Douglas = Shit, we read the form the wrong way so put the first name as the last.

I mean youd have to be from some redneck area to name your kid that.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, or if you're just trying to insult me.

Whatever do you mean? You make a thread asking us to point out idiotic names. So I did exactly as you asked. Whats the problem?
You do not like what I consider to be a idiotic name? Well how do you imagine Mr Ferguson would feel to have someone insulting him over his name simply because it does not fit in with their extremely narrow perception of what it is acceptable to name a child?

I made a thread about extremely bizarre names. I'm not insulting anyone with a strange name, aside from stating the fact that their parents chose something extremely odd to name them, which they probably know in the first place. Only a bald-faced liar would argue that D'Brickashaw is a perfectly normal, common name.

If my name was Gonorheaa or Crucifixio I'd know and acknowledge that I had a strange name. If you think my name is strange, that's fine with me. Say that you think my name is weird, that's your right. But coming in here and using a flimsy justification to blatantly insult ANYONE is not something that I, or this community, will stand for.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

On 11th of November it's likely that we'll find out about a child called Dovahkin and some very lucky parents. Lucky because of all the Bethesda goodies, not about the kid, the kid will absolutely ruin everything, including the Bethesda goodies.

 

[Tsaba]

Fonda Cox. I shit you not, I went to high school with a girl named Fonda Cox. I'm not totally sure, but I think I win this thread.

Challenge accepted
Barrie Mycock
http://moderngov.staffordshire.gov.uk/mgUserInfo.aspx?UID=154

 

[Amethyst Wind]

No ************ alive is courageous enough to even think about attacking somebody named Pimptarius.

At least not without serious backup, like pre-Michael Bay Transformers backup.

 

[lokun489]

I know a girl called Isa Hore, pronounced I is a Whore, not joking.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

If I ever have children, I'm naming the girl "Lolita" and the boy "Jupiter". Will it invoke bullying? Perhaps. But I will train them so that they may win the local BMX Bike contest and win the affections of the town.

That is an awesome name for a girl!!

 

[Deef]

Just so I'm sure, does wanting to name my potential son "Freyr" make me a horrible person? Cause personally I don't think it's that bad.

 

[Rooster893]

Audio Science.

Now that's an awesome name, but still!

 

[kebab4you]

I'm sure if I named my kid Dovahkiin he would get a can of whop ass daily :/ Which is sad since I find that name awesome.

 

[Torrasque]

I'ma just leave this here:


And the prize for "most idiotic and cruel parent of the year" goes to: The mother of Pegasus-Ezekiel!

Pegasus-Ezekiel... My mind is full of fuck =|
I still think this guy wins the thread though:

Fonda Cox. I shit you not, I went to high school with a girl named Fonda Cox. I'm not totally sure, but I think I win this thread.

The silliest name I knew growing up was this girl (this is my best spelling) named: Fortecretia Zinzaneenul.
I think half of those letters should have accents... Everyone called her Forte (like For-Tey)

 

[RicoADF]

Fonda Cox. I shit you not, I went to high school with a girl named Fonda Cox. I'm not totally sure, but I think I win this thread.

Challenge accepted
Barrie Mycock
http://moderngov.staffordshire.gov.uk/mgUserInfo.aspx?UID=154

Trophy taken from Snake and given to Tsaba "I believe this belongs to you"

OT:
I don't think I can beat any of these, but in high school we had a guys called Peter Wang, he was a bit of an idiot so I think you can guess what we'd call him (hint: we added "ker" to the end of the last name)