Pepsi Wants To Snackify Drinks and Drinkify Snacks
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It sounds gross, I hate those made up words and... no. There is a reason beverages and snack food have remained separate. They compliment each other! Mixing them just seems like Heresy.
They should spend their time on more profitable pursuits, like caffeinated bacon - or baconated grapefruit.
Really, Pepsi? You know how to introduce kids to fruits. GIVE THEM SOME. You take some grapes, set them in front of the kid. You take an orange. You slice it up. YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR KID. What happens if they don't eat it? You make them eat the damn fruit. Talk about parents being pansies these days.Elizabeth Grunewald said:
Done and done.Quiet Stranger said:
For the record, any type of food product that can have the word "slurrified" accurately describe it has to be outright revolting.
Finally! I no longer have to chew my food! Now I just need someone to poop for me and I'll be set for life!
snackify a drink, drinkify a snack. will i be drinking crisps and eating pepsi. call me old fashioned but ill drink my drink and eat my food
on another note. does anyone not find it suspicious that the opposing scientist is called "nestlé"
on another note. does anyone not find it suspicious that the opposing scientist is called "nestlé"
I thought up a similar concept a while ago when I realized that I had to clone myself and get four jobs in order to cover the family debt.
I called it "Almost food" a substance that is almost nourishing, capable of sustaining life, and cheap enough that you could buy barrels of it for the price of a single meal. I'm still working on the formula. I hope Pepsi doesn't beat me to it.
I called it "Almost food" a substance that is almost nourishing, capable of sustaining life, and cheap enough that you could buy barrels of it for the price of a single meal. I'm still working on the formula. I hope Pepsi doesn't beat me to it.
You know, eating an apple is so damn inconvenient. I mean you have to chew, and then there's the stem...blargh! This product is my personal salvation! Finally I'll be able to slouch on my bed, and still eat some fruit. Yeah...this is awesome!
/sarcasm
Uh...no thanks. I kinda prefer my GMO apples to be in one piece. And to be caffeinated, but that's another story...
/sarcasm
Uh...no thanks. I kinda prefer my GMO apples to be in one piece. And to be caffeinated, but that's another story...
Remember the scene in Robocop, where he's just been built, and we're being shown along with some guy, that the small amount of organic material, well, it needs sustenance, and he flips the lever on the machine, and that stuff comes out?
Yeah, i think you can see where i'm coming from.
Plus, yeah, pre-chewed food? May as well smash our jaws out now, spare evolution the job. There are ideas like the hard drive: seeing a need and filling it.
This here is a gap in the market for a good reason.
Yeah, i think you can see where i'm coming from.
Plus, yeah, pre-chewed food? May as well smash our jaws out now, spare evolution the job. There are ideas like the hard drive: seeing a need and filling it.
This here is a gap in the market for a good reason.
you have made my day, the art of parenting has really went down the pan. hell if the guy who invented this had decent parents they'd have smacked the idea out of himMcNinja said:
No...just.....no.
We eat food because for more than just fucking Nutrition. It's just as much, if not more, about Taste and Texture; The ingestion of food is an act of pleasure AS WELL as an act of necessity.
That....thing... doesn't seem to have Taste, Texture, or Pleasure....so, No....just...no.
We eat food because for more than just fucking Nutrition. It's just as much, if not more, about Taste and Texture; The ingestion of food is an act of pleasure AS WELL as an act of necessity.
That....thing... doesn't seem to have Taste, Texture, or Pleasure....so, No....just...no.