Peruvian Scientists Discover Alien Corpse

[Beryl77]

Probability of aliens existing, very high. Probability of them actually coming to earth, very low. So, I'm being very sceptic on this.

 

[Micalas]

Weird ass deforming diseases always seem to come from South American and Southeast Asian shitholes. I'm not really surprised...

CAPTCHA: tunnelling saboin. Sounds like something else that will end up killing you in one of those countries.

 

[Scrustle]

Yeaaah... right, an alien. Actually, no. It's not. Whatever aliens do look like, I think it's safe to say they don't look like deformed children.

 

[Frost27]

Welp, time to plug up my behind. You know, for safety.

Yeah... For safety... I'll go with that. >.>

 

[Soviet Steve]

Nothing to do with this article, but truthfully I think those people who are so quick to scream "hoax" due to there being so many of them, are just as bad as those perpetuating the hoaxes. Especially when it comes down to a lot of debunkers and such being just as bad as the hoaxsters in many cases.

It's very easy to say hoax to things because the sceptics require people to follow the scientific method.

In this case people have observed that there is unusual remains of a human, and have jumped straight to the conclusion that it is an alien, when the proper procedure would be to publish a hypothesis, test and then debate the results.

The entirety of this case therefore relies on the appeal to authority fallacy rather than any sound arguments. It does not debunk anything but it also doesn't prove anything, the rational conclusion is therefore that we know unusual human remains have been found in Peru.

 

[TheBanMan_v1legacy]

Seems a lot more likely to me we have someone who suffered from hydrocephalus, no?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocephalus

 

[David Bjur]

But will it blend? And of course, why would there suddenly appear a alien skull on earth? It has to been transported here in someway right? And they haven't found a alien ship right? Sooo how do they know if it's alien? They have no basic data to base their findings on right? Left?

 

[Earnest Cavalli]

Actually the Russian translates to "not one of us"

Cut me some slack! I learned all my Cyrilic from Stalin-era propaganda posters and t.A.T.u. videos.

 

[Kris015]

Peruvian scientists? Where are they from? I checked, and there's not even a country called Peruvia!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Do a DNA test first, THEN I'll take an interest in whether the damn thing is real or not!

 

[kayisking]

Do not doubt the Zangief!!!

 

[azukar]

This is part of the reason why there needs to be some kind of enforced censorship on media headlines.

A more appropriate headline would've been, "Peruvian Scientists Don't Discover Alien Corpse".

Edit: Furthermore, that's a skeleton, not a corpse. Important difference.

 

[Domehammer]

From doing a quick internet search just seems skull is news just for being so odd in it's features. I am now very interested in dna test is done cause at least one other news site said there was going to be testing. Though more likely then not it's either from deformity or head binding stuff.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

If alien. Awesome. Most likely not. Will wait for DNA to reveal what it is.

this.

plus as a child the skull is still malleable enough to be shaped into...something weird like that.

so yeah, until DNA tests confirm the fuck out of it that it isn't human, i'm just going to assume its a misshaped human.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Sooooo...we have a freaky skeleton of an evidently bipedal creature with no tail, with an enlarged head. Said bones were found in an area that has a rich history of deforming infants to just such proportions to please some god things. My recommendation: FUND THIS RESEARCH IMMEDIATELY!!!11!11111!1111oneoneone!!!!

Yeah...but no. Believe me, I've seen stranger creatures walk around walmart, and I doubt any sufficiently advanced species would come to terra firma just to visit that place...

 

[spartan231490]

I saw this the other day on my conspiracy site. I love how it says nothing about DNA testing just that "Yep it looks weird, has to be alien"

DNA tests take weeks normally, with all the work they will need to do in order to get the dna into a testable form, it will probably take well over a month, and that's if they even decide to test it. It is peru

 

[Orks da best]

hmmm the head looks like someone put another lump og bone on it, the eye sockets are massive compared to the head, even if it was a child, and those teeth (what little is left) look huge, its the oversize head was done hundreds of years ago right, but this looks like a peanut in shape, though if its legit, how can something with such a large head live, or walk upright?

 

[mors616]

can we get a dna test for that
humans share 99.9% the same dna, so if it shares less than that its an alien, if it does share the same dna of us humans then it to is human

 

[Char-Nobyl]

Oh, come the hell on. We've been through this before: malformed child dies with weird bone structure, and everyone freaks out because they think it's an alien. How many times do we need to-

Wait a minute. The Russians confirmed this? And the Spanish?!? My God! The two foremost nations of alien scientists! Brace for invasion!

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

This image pretty much sums up the news story.

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Awk. Ninja'd. Mind you, I won't lie, I love Ancient Aliens though I had to unfollow that fella there on Twitter because he was beginning to really grind my gears when he started arguing with somebody. Sheesh.

OT: Probably a skull from ancient times, deformed or the like. Basically, what I mean is this:

It's well known that the ancient civilizations like inca/aztec/mayan/olmec would distort the heads of infants to make them bigger and elongated. It's how their gods are depicted and they want the children to look similar. This is just one of hundreds of deformed skulls found through-out burial sites.

This. Here we have a strange shaped skull being found in an area where the ancient human inhabitants were known for binding their skulls into strange shapes. Now, I'm no doctor, but I am at least partially sane, and I think that qualifies me to say "No, it's not an alien skull... you silly sausage"

Although if it was an alien skull then that would beg a million more questions about the chances of an alien lifeform developing lightyears away from our planet, under completely different chemical, biological, atmospherical etc. conditions, and the bigget difference in their bone structure is having larger foreheads than us. I mean, if there is intelligent life in the universe capable of reaching earth we can be absolutely sure of one thing: They will look nothing like us.