Peruvian Scientists Discover Alien Corpse

[Racecarlock]

Is it really so hard to believe there are other humanoid aliens out there with advanced space tech? The universe is so huge that even the most improbable things can still happen. Plus, look at all of the UFO reports that come in every day. The waves, the videos, the pictures, the descriptions, the sightings by credible observers such as police and army officers, and so on. Is it really so hard to believe that in a universe this vast and expansive that there are indeed other life forms out there? I think that quite frankly the notion that we are the only sentient life form in the entire goddamn universe is fucking stupid. Yes, there are hoaxes. People also prank call police all the time but that doesn't mean crime doesn't exist.

And if anyone quotes this and puts an "I want to believe" poster below it, you officially suck.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Welp, time to plug up my behind. You know, for safety.

Wait...You're going to prevent aliens from shoving something up your butt by...beating them to it?

Kinda redundant, isn't it?

 

[SilentCom]

Seems kind of human to me.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Is it really so hard to believe there are other humanoid aliens out there with advanced space tech? The universe is so huge that even the most improbable things can still happen. Plus, look at all of the UFO reports that come in every day. The waves, the videos, the pictures, the descriptions, the sightings by credible observers such as police and army officers, and so on. Is it really so hard to believe that in a universe this vast and expansive that there are indeed other life forms out there? I think that quite frankly the notion that we are the only sentient life form in the entire goddamn universe is fucking stupid. Yes, there are hoaxes. People also prank call police all the time but that doesn't mean crime doesn't exist.

And if anyone quotes this and puts an "I want to believe" poster below it, you officially suck.

Aliens not existing is almost an impossibility, the number of solar systems, let alone planets is so vast that there must be other places capable of supporting life out there.

But, the distances involved are so mind bendingly huge that we can say with a great deal of certainty that they sure as hell arent going to visit us any time soon.
The people saying that they've seen aliens in the flesh all tend to be nutters, and so called UFO's can usually be easily explained by effects of weather/light, or rocket tests as seen in several recent ones.

Unless you feel like proving Einstein wrong, no aliens will be coming to say hello (and no that recent 'revelation' does not count, yet).

 

[conflictofinterests]

Is it really so hard to believe there are other humanoid aliens out there with advanced space tech? The universe is so huge that even the most improbable things can still happen. Plus, look at all of the UFO reports that come in every day. The waves, the videos, the pictures, the descriptions, the sightings by credible observers such as police and army officers, and so on. Is it really so hard to believe that in a universe this vast and expansive that there are indeed other life forms out there? I think that quite frankly the notion that we are the only sentient life form in the entire goddamn universe is fucking stupid. Yes, there are hoaxes. People also prank call police all the time but that doesn't mean crime doesn't exist.

And if anyone quotes this and puts an "I want to believe" poster below it, you officially suck.

While, I, personally, find the utterly freakish nature of the series of coincidences which brought about the existence of Homo sapiens sapiens too fantastical to render itself replicable, I will admit to a sliver of possibility for humanoid extraterrestrial existence. That being said, is it more likely that a skull which looks, for all intents and purposes, exactly like a human skull could be expected to look like from this culture and time period is, in fact, that of an extraterrestrial?

 

[conflictofinterests]

Seems kind of human to me.

Really, really, really human. Good eye. ;D

 

[xvbones]

Obvious hoax is obvious.

Watch the conspiracy theorists go absolutely apeshit over this.

Probably not a hoax. Probably just a deformed human skull.

But to be fair, conspiracy theorists go absolutely apeshit over everything.

 

[Phototoxin]

Freeze bone
crush bone
extract dna
amplify dna with human specific primers and in addition sequence
perform sequence alignments and check dna profile
/publish.

 

[Roserari]

Welp, time to plug up my behind. You know, for safety.

Wait...You're going to prevent aliens from shoving something up your butt by...beating them to it?

Kinda redundant, isn't it?

Small plug or giant alien probe/satellite

Yeah ...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

All I can think of is that alien skull from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

This image pretty much sums up the news story.

Spoiler

Post #9 before someone posted this meme.

Tisk tisk, 'Scapist, I'm disappointed.

 

[xvbones]

Is it really so hard to believe there are other humanoid aliens out there with advanced space tech?

No.

What's hard to believe is that there is a humanoid alien with bone structure that is basically exactly human.

Like precisely completely zero deviation 'that poor boy had hydrocephaly' human skull structure, right there. Exactly human.

That is what is hard to believe.

Not that life could develop on a faraway planet, not that that life could develop interstellar travel, none of that, no.

That it looks like a human child with hydrocephaly.

That's the part that is...well not 'hard' so much as 'completely impossible' to believe.

That the 'alien' skull, which supposedly developed on a different planet under completely different circumstances following a different path of evolution that led it to the advanced state... looks exactly like a human skull.

Exactly.

Incredible. In the dictionary definition; as in 'not credible'.

'Too much of a stretch.'

'Hilariously improbable.'

'Not possible to believe.'

 

[peruvianskys]

Is it really so hard to believe there are other humanoid aliens out there with advanced space tech? The universe is so huge that even the most improbable things can still happen. Plus, look at all of the UFO reports that come in every day. The waves, the videos, the pictures, the descriptions, the sightings by credible observers such as police and army officers, and so on. Is it really so hard to believe that in a universe this vast and expansive that there are indeed other life forms out there? I think that quite frankly the notion that we are the only sentient life form in the entire goddamn universe is fucking stupid. Yes, there are hoaxes. People also prank call police all the time but that doesn't mean crime doesn't exist.

And if anyone quotes this and puts an "I want to believe" poster below it, you officially suck.

Don't tempt me bro. Either way, alien life forms certainly have a good chance of existing, but the odds that they would develop down an evolutionary path similar to ours (ruling out panspermia) is really tough to believe. Just look at all the different species on our planet; in light of that diversity, it's hard to believe that head shape would be the sole physiological difference between us and beings from millions of miles away on a completely different planet.

Also anyone remember the Starchild Skull? That was another odd-looking Andean cranium that was found and people claimed it was extraterrestrial too. It wasn't, of course.

 

[soes757]

Lots of evidence they have there.
I have a big head, does that make me an alien, honestly, that would explain a lot.

 

[kannibus]

Finally I can use my plans to appease the future overlords!

 

[jumjalalabash]

Looks weird = aliens. Hard science right here.

 

[DarthFennec]

I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure it's crazy improbable that any extraterrestrial would evolve to even somewhat resemble the human race, much less actually have a skull that looked that much like that of a human. Actually I doubt an extraterrestrial would even have a skull, or any organ resembling bone to any degree that might fool an anthropologist.

Spoiler: Now, if they show me one of these, I could believe it was an alien.

Now, if they show me one of these, I could believe it was an alien.

 

[xvbones]

Obvious hoax is obvious.

Watch the conspiracy theorists go absolutely apeshit over this.

Probably not a hoax. Probably just a deformed human skull.

But to be fair, conspiracy theorists go absolutely apeshit over everything.

Doesn't look like any kind of deformity I've seen so far (I'm a bit of a gorehound), but then again, I'm no expert.

Hydrocephaly.

It looks exactly like the skull of a person born with hydrocephaly.

Look it up.

Hydrocephaly.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Welp, time to plug up my behind. You know, for safety.

Safety... riiiiiight.

I'm going for the foil hat approach personally, don't want aliens stealing my cheat codes and pin numbers!

 

[PurePareidolia]

Hydrocephaly.

It looks exactly like the skull of a person born with hydrocephaly.

Look it up.

Exactly, this is what I thought of as soon as I saw it.

 

[Red Schuhart]

Actually the Russian translates to "not one of us"

Actually, it's not Russian at all. It's probably another one of the Slavic languages, if at all.
Most likely, someone was too dumb to use google translate correctly.