Peruvian Scientists Discover Alien Corpse

[Jegsimmons]

and here i was thinking they found the recently passed body of a twi'lek from star wars or something.

thanks you scientist and conspiracy theorist for crushing my hopes and dreams once again you cock biting fucktards.

 

[jessegeek]

Actually, the Russian word used can refer to a strange or foreign abject or person, so if that is the genuine quote, the scientists are actually saying, "True, friend, that is strange." Least. Convincing. Alien. Ever.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I'm not gonna say it's aliens, but...

 

[Oilerfan92]

How about for once we don't jump to ANY solid conclusions until we've fully studied it and can reach a reasonable conclusion ?

 

[Dorian6]

Oh yes, because an alien species that developed in a completely different environment would naturally look just like us with slight only differences.

I'm still saying "deformed child"

 

[Natdaprat]

In a country well known for distorting the skulls of children to depict their gods a big skulled child is found, thus aliens.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

So, in a world where people accept THIS

As mundane, a slightly larger primate skull is the alien.

Seriously, if there are any aliens on this planet, it's the platypuses.

I'll see your platypus good sir, and raise you a Abyssal Sea Cucumber

Spoiler

Wow. Cthulu actually looks kinda cute, in an ugly way. Ugly cute.

OT: Forget about jumping to conclusions. These scientists have moved up to leapfrog.

 

[Cropsy91]

Oh dear, the science world will never be the same! After all, this can't possibly just be the skull of a person with a deformity, right? ...Right?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'll be honest, if that is the skull in question it looks entirely human.

If it's not the skull in question then I want DNA evidence, and that's just for starters.

 

[Hammartroll]

Aliens? Old news...

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[Eggsnham]

Aliens; the answer to every question that cannot be answered.

"How was life on Earth formed?" Aliens.

"Why did my wife leave me?" Aliens.

"What's the deal with this abnormally shaped skull?" Aliens.

 

[not_the_dm]

Peruvian scientists? Where are they from? I checked, and there's not even a country called Peruvia!

Please tell me you are not this stupid. No, there is no Peruvia, just like there is no Germa. There is however a country called Germany and there just so happens to be a South-American country called Peru.

OT. Yep, definately aliens. Cranial deformities are a KGB fallacy to convince us that aliens don't exist to further their own nefarious ends. The Mayans predicted it would be so. (Completely ignoring the fact that the KGB ceased to exist in 1991 and any other modicum of rational thought that might lead one to believe it might infact be human. And by human I mean anything with 'Homo' in its latin name, not just Homo Sapiens.)

 

[Buizel91]

The eye sockets are WAY to big to be human...Same as them teeth...also, the nose bit looks different somehow but i can put my finger on it, plus the head, even with skull binding or what ever it is, looks way to fucking big.

Alien? Maybe, but probably not, however...Human? Fuck no.

Maybe an early Human, a species that hasn't been discovered quite possibly. I do like to believe that there was an Alien species here before us though, who knows, maybe we are being watched...dun dun duuuuuun!

 

[Folio]

An alien with a skull of the exact same materials and structure as a human. Why doesn't it have one eye? Why even a skull?

It could be a yeti, a monkey, indeed, a misformed child or something.
But extraterrestial? Already?

 

[templar1138a]

I highly doubt the existence of rubber-forehead aliens. I can has DNA test results?

 

[Slackv]

If it's really human, what the hell is that goo between the two halves of the cranium, that split just above where the ear would be? Gotta be alien, humans don't have goo like that, we have other goo sources.

 

[DasDestroyer]

"Да друга. То есть чужой."

Actually, that's roughly translated as "Yes, to friend. I mean alien."

 

[Alandoril]

Looks like the results of head-binding to me. A fairly standard practice.

 

[mikstar890]

I think that this is all a big mis-communication.
The quote from the finder:"Да друга. То есть чужой."
is translated to: Yes, a friend. That is strange.
But 'strange' can replace 'alien' since the the word means the same.
Some translators might have used the wrong word and then.... this.

 

[Asehujiko]

The eye sockets are WAY to big to be human...Same as them teeth...also, the nose bit looks different somehow but i can put my finger on it, plus the head, even with skull binding or what ever it is, looks way to fucking big.

Alien? Maybe, but probably not, however...Human? Fuck no.

Maybe an early Human, a species that hasn't been discovered quite possibly. I do like to believe that there was an Alien species here before us though, who knows, maybe we are being watched...dun dun duuuuuun!

Undiscovered Homonids [http://www.google.nl/search?q=hydrocephalus+skull&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:nlfficial&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=nl&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=996&sei=J0DNTtLBIYWgOsi6oKgP].