PETA Asks Texas Town to Change Its Name

[TheLoneBeet]

It's a shame PETA wastes any time on things like this. Why not devote your time to doing something that will actually save or protect animals? I honestly never even knew the town of Turkey existed in Texas until I read this thread. If anything they've made it worse by drawing attention to the town and reminding people how much they love turkey.

 

[Torrasque]

This is me after reading this:

If the town does change it's name (which I doubt) I highly doubt it'll save turkeys.

I hope they change it to "Tofuckyouturkeys" and the whole town starts breeding and slaughtering Turkeys.

 

[Logiclul]

Read that letter... there's no way they aren't trolling; I refuse to believe it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

At this point, I can't help but feel like even just posting here or reading that article is feeding a big, collective troll...

Tis how I feel whenever I see something about PETA or WBC... Yet, curiosity is what is getting attention I guess.

 

[RachaelIsaacHill]

"In a related story, PETA's intended invasion of the nation of Turkey was severely delayed when their phalanx of armed trucks was stalled by a line of ducks making their way across the roadway during PETA's intended crossing of the German-Turkish border. Further delays can be expected when PETA command discovers that Germany does not actually border Turkey."

You are my favorite.