Reading this thread makes me think it would be a good idea to join PETA, win influence, get elected up through the ranks, become chairman, then say "People hate US more than animal cruelty, let us use that hate". Then I would start campaigns like calling Chinese fur-farmers 'intergalactic super-heroes' and have videos where AIDS victims die and say "we could stop this by sacrificing just ONE mouse, and the mouse is a paedophile as well! But the evil corporations refuse to experiment on this evil mouse because they are too pussy to experiment on animals." Then people would say "I hate PETA and their nonsense campaigns! I will do the opposite just to annoy them! I am going to eat a whole CARROT just to spite them."
I would do all that. But I can't be arsed so I won't. Plus I would have to stop eating meat at the getting elected stage. Good plan though.