PETA: Mario is Pro Fur

[Braedan]

PETA is a comedy group... right? because I haven't heard anything from them which hasn't been hilarious in 10 years.
This honestly sounds like something college humor would put up to lampoon legitimate animal rights organizations.

 

[AMMO Kid]

This makes me want to buy a coon skin cap

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Clearly, PeTA needs to go out into the wild and hug some lions. You've been fighting on their side for decades; they'll let you pet them. Don't forget to pet the cubs in full view of the mother.

Trust me, they'll like it...

 

[McMullen]

I think I now have sufficient evidence to say that PETA are merely a trolling organization. A trolling organization that supports itself by using a contemporary moral issue to encourage donations from those who don't realize they're trolls.

Not sure if that's better or worse than faith healers.

 

[Lagwalker]

Oh peta, you so crazy.

 

[Mr. Omega]

1: Well, it's more likely that the suit is made of leaves, considering the source.

2: So with PETA protesting because Mario runs around in a tanooki suit, can we expect PETA to start protesting against furries soon? Because that makes just about as much sense.

 

[SomebodyNowhere]

I guess they decided to skip right over the MW3 dogs with explosives attached and went right to Mario

 

[MrCollins]

Made me think of this, PETA is so full of crap
http://9gag.com/gag/157331

 

[Kayevcee]

I always thought the tanooki suit was made of felt or cotton, like a mascot costume. I also thought Tanookis were mythical creatures with giant hypnotic nutsacks. Huh.

-Nick

 

[scorptatious]

Way to waste resources on a very mediocre flash game that could've been used to actually help animals.

Stupid PETA...

 

[Delock]

Because the roasting turtles alive thing wasn't really something PETA would have a problem with, right? It had to be the fur suit he gets from a feather.

Anyways, PETA, it's kind of showing that you're almost irrelevant these days. I recommend you try something that doesn't look so desperate.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

And PETA is pro animal enuthenasia. It's funny how serious these guys are sometimes.

This.

Goddamnit, PETA, just... Godamnit...

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Er...shouldn't they have jumped on this a long time ago? I mean, how old is Super Mario Brothers 3? Sure, the new game release brought it back, but...

 

[NoOne852]

Come to think of it, in order to get the Tanooki suit you had to pick up a brownish leaf. So does Mario eat the leaf or just put it under his hat or something?

OT: Stupid PETA is stupid. What else can you say?

 

[Sylveria]

Yes it would be awful if he didn't get the suit from a magical leaf or something. No racoon-dogs were harmed in the making of this game. Also, as always, when PETA does something like this, I order an extra burger just to make sure an animal dies because of them.

 

[Jegsimmons]

lets make a new international law stating PETA cant exist anymore because they physically hurt peoples brains.

 

[CountChopula]

1st. Troll people.
2nd. Get attention
3rd. ??????
4th PROFIT

 

[gphjr14]

I thought tanuki were beaten and skinned for their fur and meat. Oh wait guess that doesn't make it any better.

 

[Sagacious Zhu]

PETA...you wonder why people don't take you seriously, it's because you spend all your energy fighting pointless battles that accomplish nothing. PETA is the worst, most ineffectual, most insulting animal rights group in existence.

 

[Rad Party God]

I don't know if I have to laugh at them, or feel pitty for their humongous stupidity. I think I'll just laugh.