PETA: Mario is Pro Fur

[Tsaba]

Don't listen PETA, please continue, I am enjoying your ridiculous rants.

 

[Xman490]

This is not a surprise, considering Super Chick Sisters.

 

[Braedan]

PETA is a comedy group... right? because I haven't heard anything from them which hasn't been hilarious in 10 years.
This honestly sounds like something college humor would put up to lampoon legitimate animal rights organizations.

 

[AMMO Kid]

This makes me want to buy a coon skin cap

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Clearly, PeTA needs to go out into the wild and hug some lions. You've been fighting on their side for decades; they'll let you pet them. Don't forget to pet the cubs in full view of the mother.

Trust me, they'll like it...

 

[McMullen]

I think I now have sufficient evidence to say that PETA are merely a trolling organization. A trolling organization that supports itself by using a contemporary moral issue to encourage donations from those who don't realize they're trolls.

Not sure if that's better or worse than faith healers.

 

[Lagwalker]

Oh peta, you so crazy.

 

[Mr. Omega]

1: Well, it's more likely that the suit is made of leaves, considering the source.

2: So with PETA protesting because Mario runs around in a tanooki suit, can we expect PETA to start protesting against furries soon? Because that makes just about as much sense.

 

[SomebodyNowhere]

I guess they decided to skip right over the MW3 dogs with explosives attached and went right to Mario

 

[MrCollins]

Made me think of this, PETA is so full of crap
http://9gag.com/gag/157331

 

[Kayevcee]

I always thought the tanooki suit was made of felt or cotton, like a mascot costume. I also thought Tanookis were mythical creatures with giant hypnotic nutsacks. Huh.

-Nick

 

[scorptatious]

Way to waste resources on a very mediocre flash game that could've been used to actually help animals.

Stupid PETA...

 

[Delock]

Because the roasting turtles alive thing wasn't really something PETA would have a problem with, right? It had to be the fur suit he gets from a feather.

Anyways, PETA, it's kind of showing that you're almost irrelevant these days. I recommend you try something that doesn't look so desperate.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

And PETA is pro animal enuthenasia. It's funny how serious these guys are sometimes.

This.

Goddamnit, PETA, just... Godamnit...

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Er...shouldn't they have jumped on this a long time ago? I mean, how old is Super Mario Brothers 3? Sure, the new game release brought it back, but...

 

[NoOne852]

Come to think of it, in order to get the Tanooki suit you had to pick up a brownish leaf. So does Mario eat the leaf or just put it under his hat or something?

OT: Stupid PETA is stupid. What else can you say?

 

[Sylveria]

Yes it would be awful if he didn't get the suit from a magical leaf or something. No racoon-dogs were harmed in the making of this game. Also, as always, when PETA does something like this, I order an extra burger just to make sure an animal dies because of them.

 

[Jegsimmons]

lets make a new international law stating PETA cant exist anymore because they physically hurt peoples brains.

 

[CountChopula]

1st. Troll people.
2nd. Get attention
3rd. ??????
4th PROFIT

 

[gphjr14]

I thought tanuki were beaten and skinned for their fur and meat. Oh wait guess that doesn't make it any better.