PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[Mr.Amakir]

http://supermeatboy.com/65/Super_Meat_Boy_vs_Peta_/

According to that blogpost Meat Boy is a boy without skin and not animal meat. Also Team Meat gets some free publicity

 

[Motakikurushi]

but, like, wasn't Meatboy just a hunk of meat?

of non specified origin?

I thought Meat Boy was just a guy without skin, not animal flesh - when in the hell was that ever mentioned? In fact, when in the hell was the construct and purpose of any Super Meat Boy character ever taken into consideration? Do these people even realise the idiocy of their parody? The game has a character called DR FETUS in and they choose to attack the imaginary anti-vegan elements of the game. Priorities, people. That's my biggest gripe with this group, they mutilate the games they parody. It's fucking disgusting - in no way, shape, or form was I ever thinking "oh Team Meat, your game has content that might upset vegans", they just corrupt whatever they touch.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

What's up with PETA always bringing up sex in everything too? I remember those 'vegetarians have better sex' ads. Are they really insecure or somthing?

You'd think it'd be the reverse, since they can't eat Cock or Pussy.

Ba dum tish~

I LOL'd.

 

[Daveman]

The thing I hate most about this is that they say Tofu is tasty. IT'S FUCKING NOT!

 

[shadyh8er]

Ok I followed that link to the WoW "baby seal" thing. So according to PETA, the people who club baby seals have Southern accents and are Canadian?

PETA has officially lost all credibility....wait, what credibility?

 

[karloss01]

Whos up for a all meat barbecue outside PETA HQ? no bread no dressing, just fat, juicy, meat.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

They've made Bandage Girl, instead of the nice little girl that SMB fell for, into some tarted up whore for that block of Tofu.

See, I should never HAVE to refer to a fucking plaster as a "tarted up whore". CURSE YOU PETA!

 

[FallenTraveler]

for some reason I think meat boy and the creators should be laughing at how stupid this is... 1, the reason she's bandage girl is because she can help meat boy, 2, we have no idea what kind of meat he is, human possibly... and 3, PETA, yep... PETA

edit: and the gameplay sucks...thanks PETA, now I'm gonna go play meat boy and wash that disappointing taste out of my mouth

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well incoming rage in 3... 2.... 1....

I fucking hate Peta, bunch of self righteous a-holes. How about instead of getting mad about digital content they go help animals that aren't pixels? I bet the guys in a single episode of Animal Rescue on Animal Planet have done more than Peta has in 15 years.

Why can't we all have this simple rule, if you have a full fridge and belly don't tell others how to eat.

Yeah, and PETA when you stop being hypocritical and stop euthenizing MOST of the animals you take in, THEN we might listen to you... well... and if you stop being so fucking crazy. As they were in the "Holocaust on your plate" campaign that compared farm life to the Holocaust: http://www.adl.org/anti_semitism/holocaust_imagery_ar.asp

 

[Saltyk]

Whos up for a all meat barbecue outside PETA HQ? no bread no dressing, just fat, juicy, meat.

So we need some ribs, chicken, steak, pork, burgers, and maybe a few other things. Any volunteers to bring some?

OT: PETA= fail

 

[Kuchinawa212]

You go ahead PETA. I'll play the orginal good game then your secound rate hack job.

 

[Fortunefaded]

Discussing PETA and any of their crude and outlandish attempts at creating PR and buzz is like adding fuel to a fire.

 

[Spirultima]

Seriously everytime I see PETA somewhere I honestly think to myself
"God damn, if only FOX were on"

They're that bad!!!

Mother of god XD I didn't think that was possible

 

[Rusty Bucket]

The Super Meat Boy devs have replied with this magnificient tweet:

 

[TaboriHK]

Boy, I can't wait to skip this hack ripoff.

in all honesty, it's actually not half that bad. i don't like PETA but Super Tofu Boy is just as fun as Super Meat Boy.
-Tabs<3-

Well sure, that's how it goes when you steal the game, right? XD

 

[Kirkby]

Anyone else think this is just sad and petty? Also has anyone tried tofu? Vegetarians have some god damn tasty food so y eat something that tastes as bad as tofu

wait, have YOU tried tofu? tofu is by far my favorite food. it absorbs the flavor of whatever its cooked with, so it can pretty much taste like anything. is it the taste you have an issue with, or the consistency?

Yep i tried it in Ramen (Japanese soup noodles) made by pro chefs and so on. Came in about inch cubes and i didnt like anything about it, the texture or the taste, made me feel a bit ill tbh. Though if they absorb the flavour of the food ur cooking with maybe just had it with the wrong thing? IDK but i was very repulsed when i tried it.

 

[Olikunmissile]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

RAGE.

rage.

OK I'm all raged out... Oh wait...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Fuck off PETA. Go die in a hole. Light yourselves on fire so you don't cost anyone anything.

Aight I'm raged out.

PETA. Go away, we don't tell you how to live. I'll eat a delicious baby cow if I want to. You are free to make YOUR life choices, you have no right to make mine for me.

LOL Raging Raven for the Win me boy!

I'm wonderfully glad someone got that

 

[Danpascooch]

First off, there's no way plants can "feel" with a consciousness (or at least a shadow of one) like animals do, it's just not possible.

Again, look it up. The study involved tomato plants, two men, a machete, and a polygraph. I've only seen it in textbooks, though. It's amazing how little we still know of what constitutes "consciousness".

Secondly, plants are a "living thing" and I can't imagine that you're about to argue that beams of sunlight are "corpses of other living things"

Sunlight isn't all plants need to survive. They also need soil (or some sort of nutrient-laden water additive)... made of decomposed living things.

But don't worry, I'm not gonna start singing "The Circle of Life".

Do you have any idea how a polygraph works? It works based on variations in HEARTBEAT.

Seriously, HEARTBEAT. Think about that in the context of trying to use one on a plant.

Secondly, yes they require nutrients, minerals, and water, all of which can come from animal excrement rather than decomposed bodies.