PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

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I find it quite amazing that PETA doesn't help endangered animals instead of defending animals that, at this point, have been bred to the point that they wouldn't survive in the wild. Of course, these are the people who used deer blood to make a protest on animal cruelty.

Here is what I say to PETA:

Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder.
 

Madara XIII

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Gabriel Horstmann said:
LightOfDarkness said:
I still think that PETA's getting it's head so far up it's own arse it is swallowing itself.
All I can say is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M&feature=related
Pfffft BWAHAHAHAHAHAH OHOHOHOHOHO OMFG OMG I can't believe how awesomely funny that was XD

GAHAHAHAHA I can't breathe
 

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I heard Team Meat replied. http://kotaku.com/5703870/super-meat-boy-responds-to-peta-tofu-roast

Ouch.
 

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So... their comeback to "a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh." is a vengeful, bland cube of slowly decomposing dead bean plant?
Don't get me wrong, I eat tofu all the time at asian restaurants of all stripes, but... just because a plant doesn't have vocal cords doesn't mean it can't scream (chemically. I'm serious, look it up). All living things feed on the corpses of other living things. Requiring yourself to feed on things that are alien enough to you that you can't see what they feel when you kill them... well, denial ain't just a river in Egypt, kids.
 

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Holy crap, now that I played this game, I'm going completely Vegan!

Thanks PETA! I totally owe this completely spontaneous and permanent life change to you domestic terrorists.

Time to go hug some cows!
 

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loc978 said:
So... their comeback to "a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh." is a vengeful, bland cube of slowly decomposing dead bean plant?
Don't get me wrong, I eat tofu all the time at asian restaurants of all stripes, but... just because a plant doesn't have vocal cords doesn't mean it can't scream (chemically. I'm serious, look it up). All living things feed on the corpses of other living things. Requiring yourself to feed on things that are alien enough to you that you can't see what they feel when you kill them... well, denial ain't just a river in Egypt, kids.
First off, there's no way plants can "feel" with a consciousness (or at least a shadow of one) like animals do, it's just not possible.

Secondly, plants are a "living thing" and I can't imagine that you're about to argue that beams of sunlight are "corpses of other living things"
 

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Wow, I didn't know the escapist was this hostile.

To me, this was just a kind of parody and joke game, I don't know why people are getting so angry over it.
 

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And now, this thread will be filled with people calling fire and brimstone upon PETA, whilst to me, this looks more like a rather humorous parody, sure, it's got a motive, but hell, it's not like they've just initialized a campaign to kill all meat eaters on the planet...
No, that's not something they publicly declare.

You'd be surprised how many animal testing laboratories who have conflicts with PETA are destroyed by "electrical fires" I'm not even fucking kidding, look it up, they are goddamn domestic terrorists.
 

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Ok, what is preventing the creator of Super Meat Boy from sueing? Peta is using his characters name in a game that can't possibly be seen to be anything else but a rip-off.
 

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Honestly super tofu boy? seriously PETA? alright i'll play your stupid game. guess what PETA,it's stupid and terrible.not only are you anvillicious in the tips with retarded propaganda,you took all of the charm out of the original Super Meat Boy.Good job,PETA has actually made the first unfun platformer game I've played
 
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Pielikey said:
I swear to god every time I hear about PETA I want to murder a koala. I am fucking sick of them.This is VERY no exception.

Besides that, how do they know meat boy is made of animal meat?

EDIT: Also I really want to see what Team Meat have to say about this. I'm sure it will be something hilarious, knowing indie developers.
I wonder what Koalas taste like...

EDIT: They taste okay.
 

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YEAH! Lets kill Meat-Boy. And then after he's dead, we can eat him (i mean, why waste the meat?)

And then we can go kill other things made of meat and eat them too!!!

Thank you PETA!!!!
 

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Man, there is nothing left to say about PETA. Everone pretty much taken everything to say. Aw well, less energy to waste on them.
 

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Eh, why not. It's fairly harmless, and it's not like they're attacking or protesting Super Meat Boy, as Super Meat Boy doesn't actively support or argue against the consumption of meat.
 

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why cant you pricks try to solve the horible conditions animals live instead of having some weird fight against meat. the world isent gonna stop making meat so your only making yourself look stupid. and why super meat boy the game realy dousent do much with the fact hes made of meat(beside the extra gore)and why a small indie game most non gamers dont know that game.
and realy is there no other game to ***** about i can name a lot that make more sense for you to ***** about.so stop this parade of stupidness and do somhting that can help amimals.
 

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Lol, pretty humorous idea actually. A waste of money, to be sure, but I like it other than that.

It doesn't really makes sense though...Super Meat Boy isn't the creation of killing an animal, he's simply a living chunk of nondescript meat (unless they go into detail ingame, I haven't played it). In a sense, he's just a square-shaped animal without skin.
 

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danpascooch said:
First off, there's no way plants can "feel" with a consciousness (or at least a shadow of one) like animals do, it's just not possible.
Again, look it up. The study involved tomato plants, two men, a machete, and a polygraph. I've only seen it in textbooks, though. It's amazing how little we still know of what constitutes "consciousness".

danpascooch said:
Secondly, plants are a "living thing" and I can't imagine that you're about to argue that beams of sunlight are "corpses of other living things"
Sunlight isn't all plants need to survive. They also need soil (or some sort of nutrient-laden water additive)... made of decomposed living things.

But don't worry, I'm not gonna start singing "The Circle of Life".
 

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PETA is like Jack Thompson now, not a serious threat, just something to make us all chuckle once in a while!
 

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I heard that the Meat Boy team is actually going to add Tofu Boy to the game. So... :awesomeface:
 

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Ahaha, half expected them to do this. They think they can appeal to young guys on this matter.

The Problem with PETA is that they're priorities are screwed up. The over-empathize with animals. They can't help but shove our values into animals, and then pretend that the animals have the same values as humans.

In short, they've watched one too many disney films and it's gone to their head that animals are just like humans. Of course, from a biological standpoint, humans are just another animal, but we're a different TYPE of animal. Human values are uniquely human. They aren't found in any other animal (well, there's very little evidence that animals think like humans do).

Okay, sure altruism exists in some animals. Animals can co-operate, we've all seen what ants can do. But show me an animal that has a communications system as complex as the human language! Show me an animal that has formed a political philosophy. Show me an animal that comprehends its own evolution!

People have said - animals don't have hands or mouths, that's the only difference! Not so - apes and chimpanzees have hands. Not fully functioning hands, but hands nonetheless. Scientists have tried, for DECADES to teach chimpanzees language. And to some extent, chimpanzees can use tools and use a primitive sign language, but no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't educate the chimps to the same level as a 5 year old human, even after many decades. If a Chimpanzee really had the same mental capacity as a human, they would have been able to. But they don't, and that's painfully clear via the experimental data.

Humans are the smartest creature on the planet. Not necessarily the nicest, and certainly we are extremely self-destructive. But we are still the smartest. You can point to all the wars and all the pollution and cry "well, it doesn't seem that way!" but I would contend that animals would be just as nasty if they had the same level of technology. What limits the other species destructive potential isn't their inherent kindness, but their lack of technology and organizational capability.

Animals are no nicer than humans. A wild bear would tear a human apart in the wild. A pack of dogs would do the same. Animals kill the hell out of each other. They don't posses the qualities of kindness or mercy in any greater quantity than humans.

But what bothers me most about PETA is their absolute hatred for their own species, Homo sapiens sapiens. I can get along with Vegetarians and Vegans. Actually, I think their struggle to avoid animal meat is kind of noble, if a bit detrimental to their health (you need Iron people). But I can't get along with PETA - who argue that saving animal lives comes above testing for cancer drugs.

Sorry, but I am an actual Molecular Biologist. I have a Master's Degree, and I'm going for a Doctorate. I have extensively researched this topic, and there really IS NO OTHER WAY to test drugs. Testing on humans would not only be far worse than testing on mice from an ethical standpoint, but would be incredibly impractical! We can't control the genotypes of humans without forced breeding, we can't keep humans in cages for testing, and it would be 1000 times more expensive to feed and shelter human test subjects.

And no, we can't test on cell cultures only. Cell culture tests and other in vitro tests are useful, and we do use these tests often BEFORE we go onto animal tests, but testing drugs on a mono-culture of cells in a tube does not give the same data as testing on a full biological system, like a mouse. To go into the science would take all afternoon, but take my word for it, it's just not practical. Maybe 50 years in the future, when we can grow organs in the lab, we might be able to abandon animal testing, but for now, we can't.

On the molecular level, the biological mechanics of how a mouse cell works is actually quite similar to how humans work. Mice share many of the same genes, many of the same proteins. Many (but not all!) of the differences between mice and humans occurs in how the cells are organized as opposed to how they work on the molecular level. Believe me, we can get REALLY USEFUL data on how proteins work and how cell membranes behave by studying mouse cells. Really. We can.

And, through selective breeding, we can control the genotypes of the mice so as to eliminate genetic variables in our experiments. We CAN'T do that with humans - we can't force human siblings to mate. And humans take decades to grow. Mice take weeks or months.

PETA lies to people about how we don't need animal testing. They lie, because they have an ideological goal - the complete "emancipation" of all animals, as if humans were the only species that killed other species (they conveniently forget the fact that nature itself has killed off millions or even billions of species and will continue to do so). PETA are willing to destroy the medical and scientific community, just so a mouse can live to the ripe old age of 2 years. PETA are a bunch of animal worshipping, self-loathing lunatics, who simply don't CARE about you or any potential human suffering. They only care about animals.

Which is one reason I'm not worried about them. They're the lunatic brigade. They'll never be popular with their current views.

Want a society that does care for animals, and is also SANE!?! Try the HUMANE society. Those guys are good. Not PETA.