PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

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...Aaand PETA jumps the shark (and then protested the conditions it was held in) even harder than when they campaigned for fish to be called 'sea kittens'. So what, their stance is that any depiction of meat is evil? I'm for animal rights as much as the next person, but this is absurd. PETA, by all means go after legitimate instances of animal cruelty (factory farms, et al) but you're not helping any actual animals by going after really good indie platformers.
 

fozzy360

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Treat PETA the way you treat all trolls.

Ignore them. They're empowered by whatever responses you give them, so it's best to let them wallow in their own sad pit.
 

IceStar100

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At this point does anyone even care what PETA does. They have a few hot actress and what. Well they do get hot girls to be nude so there that.
 

TheTygerfire

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Shouldn't Tofu Boy be building the levels that Meat Boy has to run, seems like a game where a cube of meat gets killed repeatedly would be something straight up PETA's alley as is.
 

Major_Tom

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Somebody should make a parody of PETA where they would kill animals instead of saving them...

... oh wait, the real PETA actually does that.
 

Kinokohatake

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I played the Cooking Mama rip off. Cooking the turkey, no matter how well you do leaves feathers, and blood and a leg still on the body. And when you crack the eggs for the stuffing, little feathers and a bit of blood comes out. Haha, it made me hungry as hell.
 

Andy Powell

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Doesn't that acronym mean "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals"? No? Huh.. Well.. If Man was not meant to eat animals, then they damnwell shouldn't have been made out of meat in the first place..
 

cobrausn

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Fucking PETA. Why not help some animals with that money, no? Could probably start quite a few shelters.

I hate those bunch of pricks.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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"Bye bye beef, hello bean curd"

Mmm mmm! Seems like a logical idea to me! Screw that delicious stuff that we've loved forever, lets have fucking bean curd.

PETA must be trolling. Must be. No one can do this shit and be serious.
 

Escapefromwhatever

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Sticky controls, vindictive self-righteousness, and propaganda. I'll just play the flash version of Meat Boy instead, thanks.
 

Thaius

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Andy Chalk said:
"Once Bandage Girl slept with Tofu Boy and saw all that he had to offer, it was bye-bye beef, hello bean curd."
I'm still kind of stuck on that... You mean to tell me that the events of this game are based on a bandage having sex with tofu? 0_o

PETA... I am lost for words. Again.
 

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Y'know, I still don't understand why PETA is after a majority of modern video games. Most of the things that the PETA parody games emphasize are not even a huge commotion in the actual games themselves. I mean, I understand if PETA wants to go after a game like Cabella's Hunting 20XX, but Cooking Mama? Super Meat Boy? These choices just don't make sense at all.
 

BehattedWanderer

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zHellas said:
So I had this girlfriend that got REALLY pissed at me for eating veal with Peta Bread.

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Huh... Maybe it'll be good.

I doubt it though.
Was that pun intentional, or just terrible?