Peter Molyneux's Son Begs Valve for Half-Life 3 on Video

Chewster

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Maybe he should have asked for Episode 3.

Seriously. What the fuck Valve.
 

HT_Black

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D'aww...I didn't know Petey has a son! Maybe Gabe has one, and he can send a message to little M. I can see it now...

"My dad can sit on your dad!"
 

BlackWidower

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Woah! Walk before you run kid. Let's wait for Episode Three to come out first, then look at whether they should even continue with the Half-Life series. Though I think they will.

A better plan would be for him to tell the Black Mesa team to get their shit together and release the damn game. God sake, they're worse than Valve!
 

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"Who makes better games, Valve or daddy?" "Go awaaay!"

That was probably the most adorable thing I've seen all day.
 

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Supraliminal said:
Uh, I don't get it.
Half Life 2 wasn't even that good.

A linear shooter with awkward pacing, tedious story and evident lack of style, especially in the level design.

It frequently reminded you it's a game, never giving you a chance to immerse in the world (after the starting sequence, that is)

Maybe my feelings stem from the fact, that I didn't play it when it came out all those years ago.
Time would have hazed my memories for sure.
Then don't reply to the thread? I don't go to Final Fantasy threads and talk about how terrible those games are.

I really don't understand why everyone keeps acting like Episode III (or Half-Life 3, or whatever) isn't coming out. It's only been three years and it took, what? Like six for HL2 to come out and three decades for TF2.
 

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Baby Tea said:
Bawwww.
That was awesome!
Who wants to bet that some Valve employee gets their kid to do a reply?
Anyone? Anyone?
Honestly, I'm expecting them to make like a little video of one of the TF2 guys parodying this, or a "response" from the Half-Life cast. It's Valve, you never know.
 

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Amnestic said:
Another sidenote amusing rating disparity: Mass Effect 1 got an M in the U.S. It's a 12 in Britain.
That's just because Americans are all Genophobic. Take out that brief 30-second clip (that's laughably called a "sex scene"), and I'm sure we'd give Mass Effect an E.
 

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We're all waiting Valve >: l

And c'mon, would you really deny your child the right to play Half-Life 2?

Though honestly I probably would mine, if I had one, for awhile.
 

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"Buy Fable 3 not Half Life 3!" XD I guarantee Peter just did this to mask the truth, it's an ad! Lol, also think it's funny how the kid goes Half life "free" not three.
 

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Sebenko said:
Can you imagine being Molyneux's kid?

"What's for dinner, dad?"

"The best dinner ever! Interaction and emotion and woooo... here's your day old pizza."
Hey, think of it in general terms. You're going to see a movie? It's going to be an amazing multimedia experience! Little league? The most interactive baseball experience ever! Going to sleep? You're going to experience revolutionary REM states! It'd make ALL of life seem that much more awesome.

OT... dawwwwwwwwwwww, this was adorable!
 

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Therumancer said:
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Oy, go back to here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/528-Religion-and-Politics].
I wouldn't exact defend FOX news here, from what I can tell.

Though I do wonder how old this kid really is.
I was ten before I started losing any of my teeth, so it's hard to tell. o_O
Most likely "13<"

OT: I hadn't played HL2 until last year. Sad, I know right?
That reminds me, I should probably go buy HL2: EP 2. Or, you know, just wait for one of Steam's awesome sales.
 

Mordwyl

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Peter having a son was believable than seeing the next Half Life installment. Now it's a fact.
 

justnotcricket

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D'AWWWWW! That was so cute. So adorably inarticulate! I love it when he calls his dad a 'silly person' for butting in about Fable 3. Epic.

The hilarious thing is that even though Lucas is gunning for Half-Life 3, Peter Molyneux himself has a golden marketing opportunity for his own stuff. Nothing works like using your kids on people, eh? =P
 

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Hahaha; it warms my heart to see Molyneux teaching his son to make slightly embarrassing public addresses.