Peter Molyneux's Son Begs Valve for Half-Life 3 on Video

Warachia

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pretty clever Molyneux, get your son all excited because you know nobody here will live long enough to see the game released.

GeneticallyModifiedDucks said:
Um, just when did this kid play Half-Life 2? He looks really young o_O
My siblings all played half life the day they turned 7, you don't have to be older than that to beat the game.
 

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imnotparanoid said:
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AngelicSven said:
If Fable came to PCs, I'd totally be over it.
It is though!
Well, beyond Fable 1+. I should have put that in as an edit.
It'd be great if PC got Fable 2 and Fable 3.
Thats what I meant, Fable 3 is coming to pc, just a little later than xbox.
And bum-stuffed with Games for Windows Live. Oh how good Microsoft are to us.

Supraliminal said:
Uh, I don't get it.
Half Life 2 wasn't even that good.

A linear shooter with awkward pacing, tedious story and evident lack of style, especially in the level design.

It frequently reminded you it's a game, never giving you a chance to immerse in the world (after the starting sequence, that is)

Maybe my feelings stem from the fact, that I didn't play it when it came out all those years ago.
Time would have hazed my memories for sure.
HL2 is an example of near-perfect pacing. The vehicle sections miss the pacing mark by quite a while, but other then that it's spot-on.
 

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MaxerJ said:
Does anyone else really want to be this child? I know I do.

Supraliminal said:
Uh, I don't get it.
Half Life 2 wasn't even that good.

A linear shooter with awkward pacing, tedious story and evident lack of style, especially in the level design.
*Sigh*
They're baaaack.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who isn't universally loving Valve's doings.
 

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Woodsey said:
HL2 is an example of near-perfect pacing. The vehicle sections miss the pacing mark by quite a while, but other then that it's spot-on.
Well, I was thinking about the water jet thingy part. (btw "near-perfect pacing" is an opinion of somebody's (in this case: yours), not a fact, as you seem to state it)
My main gripe being the linearity, hence problem with immersion.
 

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While it's all very cute and the appropriate words to go with that (Excluding murder and eviscerate) the original Half Life is probably older than this child! Is he even old enough to play them?

Also, screw HL3, when are we getting a Dino 4X4 Safari?! I know it's just a harmless t-shirt, but come on! It would be amazing!

[sub]Goddamnit Portal 2, I can't think "amazing" without thinking of Wheatley anymore. -_-[/sub]
 

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GAH! The escapist nommed my post and I need to edit it!

Now to turn this into something useful-ish...

Supraliminal said:
Uh, I don't get it.
Half Life 2 wasn't even that good.

A linear shooter with awkward pacing, tedious story and evident lack of style, especially in the level design.

It frequently reminded you it's a game, never giving you a chance to immerse in the world (after the starting sequence, that is)

Maybe my feelings stem from the fact, that I didn't play it when it came out all those years ago.
Time would have hazed my memories for sure.
Ahem:
Supraliminal said:
"near-perfect pacing" is an opinion of somebody's (in this case: yours), not a fact, as you seem to state it
My main gripe being the linearity, hence problem with immersion.
"Half Life 2 wasn't even that good" is an opinion of somebody's (in this case: yours), not a fact, as you seem to state it
As it is, it's probably just opinion, a lot of people loved them, you didn't, that's perfectly alright, and you have every right to even loathe its very existance, but try to keep consistent.
 

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Maybe Gabe Newell's kid can do a response video telling him to shut up coz he's a poopy pants.
 

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Yeah you and the rest of the world kid... but wait, you need to be at least 15 to play those games... bad peter! buying your underage son (im assuming) those games! for shame!

Mildly amusing video but I dont get the point... oh wait its peter molyneaux, now it makes sense, in thet unique molyneaux way.

Also "thats my dad", I had to laugh at that because I'm pretty sure valve, or any developer with half a brain, knows who he is XD
 

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Is it just me or is that thumbnail shot of the video one of the creepiest things ever. BACK AWAY FROM THE LITTLE BOY PETER!
 

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Onyx Oblivion said:
+1337 respect points for the Molyneux family.

And Peter's sense of humor about the whole video.

"BUY FABLE 3, NOT HALF-LIFE 3!"

Don't worry, Peter.

You had me at John Cleese.

Not that i won't get Half-Life, too. But by the time HL3 is out, Fable 1 will be getting an Xbox 9001 remake.
Yep, how can you not love the Molyneuxs?
Anyway I'm 78% sure that Peter wanted to make the video but forced his son to do it because he felt to embarrassed to admit he's a Valve fanboy.
Didn't you feel his bluf in :"BUY FABLE 3, NOT HALF-LIFE 3!" He's such a Valve fanboy.

Oh and almost forgot:
"Bad Pete, bad, bad Pete! Now you've jinxed it! HL3 won't be ready for an other 4 years!"
Oh, and : "Bad Pete, bad, bad Pete! Showing off your son won't make people forget about you murdering Milo! You have to do something to distract them about the topic, not remind them!
Bad Pete, bad, bad Pete!
Eh, I still love you, come here and give me hug you over enthusiastic, silly big boy!"
 

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Sebenko said:
Can you imagine being Molyneux's kid?

"What's for dinner, dad?"

"The best dinner ever! Interaction and emotion and woooo... here's your day old pizza."
Sir, I just spat tea all over my keyboard and desk. Please, have one interwebz.


I think this is one of the weirdest, yet most heartwarming game related vid I've ever seen.
[sub]If Peter and his son did similar vids as actual adverts, I think I might just buy every game LHStudioes make....[/sub]
 

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Hubilub said:
"Play Fable 3, not Half-Life 3"

[HEADING=1]"GET AWAY!"[/HEADING]

D'aaaaw, how cute
That, his son throwing his dad a few bones by saying he makes nice games, and his dad trying to toss instructions from out of frame while the look on the son's face seemed to say "Dad, I got this, just let me do my thing..." - genuine father/son moment if ever there was one.

Though, given his dad knows what development to published work process is like and Episode 3 hasn't even so much been hinted at in over a year from Valve IIRC, seems the kid still has a lot to learn about the experience of game waiting as a eager customer. Quick, someone show him the time frame on DNF so he gets suitably low expectations on anything coming out ever (hopefully soon, come on Randy Pitchford & Company). Then show him playable Alpha versions of games like Natural Selection 2 (with map editor) and Minecraft to bolster his hopes again.
 

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I've always said Peter Molyneux had an adorable personality, but his son is just adorable period. The two of them are great.

Excuse me I'm going to go watch that again because I don't get enough adorable levels in my life.

seydaman said:
Chapper said:
I love Moleneux. He's got the passion and enthusiasm that I admire, and I find necessary in the gaming industry, especially nowadays.

He's a raving lunatic with illusions of grandeur, but I can't help but his qualities and style.

Keep on raving, Moleunator!
If someone doesn't aspire to the greatest of great, we'll all settle for mediocre games. Peter wants to make the best game ever, and even if he doesn't succeed he keeps trying.
Also this.
 

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Supraliminal said:
Woodsey said:
HL2 is an example of near-perfect pacing. The vehicle sections miss the pacing mark by quite a while, but other then that it's spot-on.
Well, I was thinking about the water jet thingy part. (btw "near-perfect pacing" is an opinion of somebody's (in this case: yours), not a fact, as you seem to state it)
My main gripe being the linearity, hence problem with immersion.
I didn't realise we needed to put "in my opinion" iin Front of everything - and don't worry, I'll ignore the hypocrisy given how the post I quoted you on was written as fact.
 

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seydaman said:
Therumancer said:
As cute as that is, isn't Half-Life 2 an "M" rated game? (I'd have to double check). At the very least I think it's "T". The bottom line is that with the current issues going up before the goverment (Arnie Vs. Free Speech, and ACTA) I don't think it's a wise idea for Peter Molyneux of all people to have their kid pretty much asking for a game rated higher than his age, along with the implication that he played other ones in the series.

Now, normally I wouldn't care, and react like most people... but this seems unusually stupid and irresponsible. All we need now is for Peter to say his son plays Fable 2 to make this an even more ginormous train wreck.

While there are constituonal aspects to this entire thing (ie the goverment regulating is bad under any circumstances, and letting kids have M rated games is the lesser evil to goverment control, ratings are a voluntary service... etc...) the gaming industry and game developers are also trying to show a degree of responsibility, a case for the people not paying attention to the ratings being more a matter of bad parenting, than any attitude or irrespobsility on their part.
It may be a little bad news (By that I mean FOX might do some stupid segment were they act like retards, OH WAIT.) but, what is this kid? 11? That's old enough, I mean sure it depends on the child himself but Half-Life2 or any of the episodes aren't particularly child corrupting, if anything it's a rolemodel. I mean an educated scientists saves the world from an oppressing force, can anyone really argue that our children shouldn't want to be super educated people who save the world?
However, Half-Life is also a very violent game, has sexual/romance related elements (Alyx) and some rather interesting social commentary about goverments, corperations, scientific development, and of course on top of all of this we have G-man.

Sitting here and going "oh he's 11 years old, but I think he should play this" is exactly the kind of thing that is fueling this contreversy. Now granted, what your describing is bad parenting, but the bottom line is that the game industry itself defined this game as unsuitable for children. If the game still makes it's way into children's hands, through any means (including parental approval) that reinforces part of the case being made by the censorship brigade.... even if that case (no matter how accurate) doesn't change the basic free speech issue and that the goverment is supposed to have no part of regulating speech this way.

Understand also that Half-Life is one of the first games to really embrace what Something Awful dubbed "Asshole Physics" (a term which caught on). The engine, while aging, was designed to encourage people to mess around with it. This is a game where you can for example sit around and bounce trash off of a homeless person's head, vandalize property maliciously, and all kinds of things despite the plot. If you think kids aren't going to exploit the abillity to be a complete dick in games like this your extremely naive. It's not like parents are going to babysit their kid's every playing moment to reinforce that they shouldn't be terrorizing homeless people or whatever.

Half Life involves fairly graphic violence, adult relationships, dark political and/or horrific themes, etc...

To put things into perspective, an 11 year old should not be totally cloistered from violence, but that is the age where "Action" should be taking place in the way of things like cartoons. You know He-Man, GI Joe, Thundercats, etc... to list what there was for my generation. I guess for this generation it's shows like "Avatar". Half-Life goes well beyond that, and is definatly something for an older audience. I suppose my attitude is also somewhat contreversial because I would say the game is fine for teens (despite it's rating) but the bottom line is that the kid there is too young, and when you consider he's already played the other games and "been waiting a while" who knows what age Petey decided to start handing him the graphic violence (and graphic violence does not mean that it has to involve horror movie type gore either, things can be graphic without hitting the high end of the spectrum).

Do not misunderstand my rant here though. While we disagree on this, no matter what position you take this was a bad move at this paticular time. Like it or not a battle is about to be fought and Petey just potentially provided some substantial ammo based on who he is, and the age of his son.

Also, Fox News isn't any worse than say CNN, it's simply slanted in the opposite direction (right wing as opposed to left) who the big idiots are depends on your personal political leanings. Like it or not the country is polarized, and being the only game in town for right wing slant on that level they wind up getting to a lot of people (I think we need more networks like Fox because competition within that catagory would lead to higher standards as they fight for an audience though).

This issue isn't one where Fox is a group you have to worry about though, it's actually the left wing driving this one due to their current policies. They pretty much ended the right to dissent within the party in order to win the last election, and everyone is closing ranks behind people like Hillary Clinton (who was insturmental in the whole "Hot Coffee" thing). The issue goes cross party as it's a popualar scapegoat. Right now something as insane as the current free speedch attacks are viable because you pretty much have all the democrats supporting this (and those going against it are under a lot of pressure from their own party), backed by the Republicans who supported this kind of thing to begin with, with the major voices of dissent being Republicans (since polarization was not forced within their party) who were against this to begin with.

In short, the mainstream media being tied to politics is idiotic here in pretty much it's entirety. Honestly it seems to be cooperating more by not covering this issue too much, or addressing the overall free speech concerns, rather than the typical kind of grand standing. Where you have to worry about why Mr. Molyneux just did with his kid is in the hearings themselves. When the case goes to the supreme court, a clip like that is something they can show to try and prove that the industry doesn't even take it's own ratings seriously, which is why we should give up the sacred protection of free speech so the goverment can get directly involved.