pick-up lines anyone?

[SC1198]

I know you guys and gals are out there being smooth all the time. But how smooth are you?
What are your favorite pick-up lines?

 

[JanatUrlich]

"I'm a girl and I'm not fat. Would you like to fuck me?"

Works everytime ;D

 

[Iron Criterion]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

 

[SoloStoffe]

Was your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you da bomb!

 

[Flamezdudes]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

Damn, i wanted to use that. How about, "Get in the van."

 

[Tartarga]

"I'll have a Sex on the Beach, hold the beach."
Warning: Only works on bartenders.

 

[Palademon]

I think we've got chemistry, so according to biology, we should get physical.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Explain the story of how Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man, but they changed the name because they thought it would be too easy to vandalise.

 

[Kirkby]

Grab ur coat... i have a knife

 

[PureChaos]

this face leaves in 5 minutes, be on it

 

[childofbodom]

Wanna know what 8 ranks in "use rope" can do?

 

[T-Bone24]

Explain the story of how Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man, but they changed the name because they thought it would be too easy to vandalise.

"... I'll leave you alone forever now."
"Thanks."

I don't believe in pick-up lines, but I have one that is a surefire way to get with any woman.

"I'm going to give you two rags and you're going to tell me which one smells more like chloroform!"

... I didn't say it was legal, only that it was surefire.

 

[HentMas]

"hey there! how are you?"

WORKS EVERY TIME.

 

[FamoFunk]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

This is amazing.

 

[Edorf]

"hey"
or when I'm really into my game
"Sup"

 

[BlackStar42]

"I'm a girl and I'm not fat. Would you like to fuck me?"

Works everytime ;D

Girls have it waaayyyyy too easy...

 

[rockera]

"hey there! how are you?"

WORKS EVERY TIME.

Bullshit.

 

[Blemontea]

I got two, they wont work but i find them funny

"I have one very important favor to ask you... Can I have a hug?"
or
"Hi im a stalker drink this..."

 

[Count Igor]

"Well Hi. I've been watching you secretly. Without you knowing, and I was kind of wondering if you'd like to go into the woods or behind a building somewhere. You know, where no-one can hear you."

It's a long one, but if you get it all out, they can't resist.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

What's the difference between the Titanic and what I just said?

They both broke the ice.

Also, "Yes, that is a gun in my pants. Now get in the van."