pick-up lines anyone?
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That's the best!! Holy crap xD! I need to use that!childofbodom said:
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Hey Baby, wanna see my +69 staff of Penetration?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can sure see myself in your pants.
Or, what always works- I have money.
For the women with actual standard, probably the best pick up line these days would be- I have a steady job, and I don't live with my parents.
Or, what always works- I have money.
For the women with actual standard, probably the best pick up line these days would be- I have a steady job, and I don't live with my parents.
I've never had anyone hit on me, but the pick-up lines that are sure to win me over are the math/science based ones (that I can understand and don't consider too lewd... Okay, so maybe I'm very picky after all...)
"Jesus Christ you suck at math. Let me come over and tutor you privately."
Uttered by my smartest friend and he bombed miserably.
Uttered by my smartest friend and he bombed miserably.
Hello human female, I would like to know more about your human mating habbits, your discovery channel fails to explain it to me.
Or
Hey, why is a girl as cute as you not hanging out with all the guys? You shouldn't be all alone, LET'S HAVE SEX, I mean you look like an angel, DEAR GOD I AM HORNY. Hey where are you going?
Or
Hey, why is a girl as cute as you not hanging out with all the guys? You shouldn't be all alone, LET'S HAVE SEX, I mean you look like an angel, DEAR GOD I AM HORNY. Hey where are you going?
"Eh... I've noticed you around... I find you very attractive... Would... Would you go to bed with me?"
Of course, it all depends on the kinda guy, or gal, you're trying to pick up.
"It's pronounced "mglw'nafh", say it with me "mglw'nafh", hard V, damn it!"
The funny part is, the one that worked was a variation of "Can I be your sleeping beauty?"
Of course, it all depends on the kinda guy, or gal, you're trying to pick up.
"It's pronounced "mglw'nafh", say it with me "mglw'nafh", hard V, damn it!"
The funny part is, the one that worked was a variation of "Can I be your sleeping beauty?"
You probably could drop all but the last two words.ravensheart18 said:
Licking your finger, touching your own shirt and then someone else's and saying: "Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet things," not that I've ever tried it of course, is also one that's generally more likely to work for "a woman" and on "a man" than vice versa.
Similarly, "What winks and fucks like a tiger? *wink*" is probably more effective, if at all, that way round ... partly because sex with a tiger is all over rather quickly.
You mean like:Android2137 said:
"I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl."
"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
"Hey Baby, what's your Cosine?" (this one is good because Non-Math people will still have an answer for you)
"I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk."
lol
I'll put it this way... if you're waiting for a guy to say them... well. I'm a Mathematics / IT / Science teacher and I would never consider saying that to a girl I don't know. So yes... maybe expand the horizons a bit.
Well I got my boyfriend by telling him I was going to rape him and clean his penis with a brillo pad. Yeah.
The problem set one is great. And yeah, it's kind of hard to say those lines to any girl that I don't know well. Too much risk.Jewrean said:
"Want to help me measure the spring constant of my bed?"
The following line was used by a friend (female) on another female, in the attempt (successful) to set up a 3-some with her boyfriend:
"I know the only guy in the world who can solve the three-body problem."
I have no idea how that line managed to work. Perhaps because she was also a physics major.
From IB Quotes
"Baby, I'll treat you just like my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long."
"Baby, I'll treat you just like my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long."
"Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special".
100% guaranteed to kill any chances you may have had, with the added bonus of a 95% chance of getting slapped in the face.
100% guaranteed to kill any chances you may have had, with the added bonus of a 95% chance of getting slapped in the face.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I tend to believe in the classics, others you might try include
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
and the ever popular
You and me babe, how about it?
Depends on the girl having a sense of humour and being able to get what you're doing pretty quickly.
I tend to believe in the classics, others you might try include
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
and the ever popular
You and me babe, how about it?
Depends on the girl having a sense of humour and being able to get what you're doing pretty quickly.