pick-up lines anyone?

[SC1198]

I used that....... so hey from prison!

 

[SC1198]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I've got a knife
get in the van.

yeah but i dont want to have to go outside and buy a van

 

[Shadowfaze]

Wanna know what 8 ranks in "use rope" can do?

Brilliant! Mine is 'Do you have a plaster? i scraped my knee falling for yooooouuuuu

 

[traineesword]

"see that monster over there?"
"urrrm... no"
"thats because i'm a monster hunter and have driven them to extinction"

okay, granted, never used it as an actual pick-up-line, but its amused several of my female friends who understand/play Monster Hunter.

 

[MercurySteam]

"You've got a lovely voice. It would sure sound better muffled by my penis."

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go spread the word."

"Was you're daddy a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!"

They work every time.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Do you want to have SEX? I think we should have SEX. CASUAL SEX.

cheeky bit of american dad?

OT:
FOREPLAY THEN SEX?

Nah, the american dad one is INTERCOURSE! I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!

 

[Shoqiyqa]

"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

Apart from having to be brave to use it, you'd have to be really brave to follow through if it works.

 

[Duskwaith]

Touch my jacket
Whats it feel like?
I think it feels like boyfriend material honestly.

Are you tired? because youve been running through my mind all night.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

The one that's always worked for me is to just walk up to a girl in a pub and say "Sorry, but my friends and I have this rule that it's a crime to let anyone drink alone in a pub. Would you care to join us?"

Never failed me yet. Just need to find on for girls who arn't alone

 

[Les Awesome]

I can spell BOOBS on my calculator but I'd rather see yours

heh gross

 

[binvjoh]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" is a classic.

"Boink?"

A banana for the reference.

 

[Macheteswordgun]

To quote a warlock from wow

"My seed not only corrupts it explodes"

Spell called seed of corruption that is an aoe spell

 

[old account]

Here is a horrible one I got slapped for...
'Beauty is only a light-switch away'

 

[vanthebaron]

"I'm a girl and I'm not fat. Would you like to fuck me?"

Works everytime ;D

yes please...manipulative shrew.

 

[Communist partisan]

"Well, hello threreeee...." and put your rape face on:

 

[Hikarikage]

Get a sugar packet and drop it on the table in front of her and say "You dropped your name tag."

"Are you with UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checkin' out my package."

 

[Dirkie]

I'm as smooth as Jeremy Clarckson's V8 blender when it comes to pick-up lines.
It's usually something like "Hi, uhmm... don't bother actually, he told me to ask you bla bla bla..."
Not really a pick-up thingy, but i did get some interesting conversations with people who i'd never talk to under normal circumstances.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

"Pardon me, but ... *grope* ... is this seat taken?"