Pick-up lines

[PurpleRain]

Go up to a girl, "Turn up the airconditioning, cause you're hot." Stab her fifteen times and throw her body out the window. Go to jail. Go to the nearest inmate, "have you got a lighter, cause you're hot!" Then shive him fivetimes in the face. Kill yourself and go to hell. Go to the devil, "No wonder you're the devil, cause you're hot." Get tortured for the rest of enternity in the blazing pits of hell. "I'm hot."

Haven't done it yet but it could work.

 

[ultra_v_89]

You are like a princess and I am just a lowly plumber and the only thing standing between us is a monkey, throwing flaming barrels of rejection my way. Granted most hot girls wouldn't get the reference, hell it took me a couple of seconds, but a girl who does and isn't immediately disgusted is a keeper, at least for a night.

 

[LordOmnit]

It seems that a lot of the ones that I've seen involve less pick-up-lining and more violence...
Oh well, I'll go with what I've got:

"If I said, 'You have a nice body,' would you hold it against me?"
"You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my next girlfriend."
"Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes..."

 

[Erana]

I just wanna know why, when I respond to pickup lines by honestly saying, "I have no sex drive. I have not even had a cush. And no, I am not a lesbian," guys find that to be a real turn-on.

 

[Uncle Comrade]

It's because they like the challenge of a girl playing hard to get, regardless of whether she actually is or not. I have a friend who frequently has similar problems.

As for pick-up lines, another friend of mine once approached a girl while reciting a series of numbers. When she asked him what it was he replied "It's my phone number, now how about yours?" He managed to get a laugh out of her with it, even if she didn't give him her number.

 

[Saskwach]

"Got any plans for tonight?"
"No."
"Want some?"

 

[Jarhed]

Are those moon pants? coz baby, that arse is out of this world

 

[Sniper_Zegai]

It puts the lotion in the basket.

 

[squirrelman42]

"Criticism completes me." It's not very good, but ten points to whoever can figure out what it's from!

DILBERT!

As for my favorite pickup, it's a tossup between "Let's play army, I lie on the ground and you blow the $&*# out of me" and "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[MattDark]

I remember this one I heard on the radio, a complete WTF one for me.
"Grab your helmet love, cause your going through the windshield!"
No idea why, but that managed to win the funniest pick-up line on the radio show that was on.

Of course one of the regular cheese ones ive heard is...
"The word is 'legs', mind 'spreading' the word?"

 

[InProgress]

I say that nothing beats Joey's from Friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

According to Wikipedia:
"Most women try to marry me after they tasted my hot body, but this time, I have a feeling you might want to marry me already"
"How about a ride on my love shaft? Your drive, I'll record the speeds"
"Hi, are you a doctor? I am just asking because if you are not, you might be able to handle the supernatural strength of my orgasm-giving love shaft without wanting to turn me into a science project..."

 

[RPJesus]

I forget the specifics, but my friend and I were joking around once and came up with something lke "I'll show you my joystick if you show me your B buttons"
Also
"Whats the difference between sex and pizza?"
"What?"
"Wanna get pizza?"

 

[Shamtee]

'Can I play with your joystick?'

The only chat up line I've ever said and that was part of a game where you had to make people laugh. Got him laughing, and the rest of the class for ages ^^;

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose."

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it get the hose again." That is the line.

Hey, whatever works for you. Since it's a pickup line, though, you can't say "again" because you haven't gotten her into the basement yet.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

I actually heard this one from a butch lesbian:

"Here, let me clear you a place to sit." *wipes off mouth*

 

[GyroCaptain]

I just thought of using lines from Nirvana's Lithium as pickup lines. (Don't know why)
"I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you", etc.

 

[Larenxis]

Lyrics from 'The Warning' by Hot Chip:
Excuse me miss, I'm a dog on heat
I'm a complicated being with love songs to beat
I'm a problem solving baby who could march all night
I'm a mechanical music man and I'm starting a fire

If she's not incredibly confused, I think it would work out nicely.

 

[Saskwach]

Your legs must be pi because they go on forever.

 

[MikeyW]

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

 

[Naomi]

I work graveyard so iv heard a lot but the most memorable, and eww, was when a guy came up to the desk with a box of condoms threw them down on the bench, looked up at me and said "how about it?"