Pick-up lines
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Two best I can think of because I have used them in social occasions for a laugh, both on people of the female persuasion
'Hello sailor' -she was wearing a sailor's hat, and
'Excuse me, but can you help me out with something?'
'I've lost my number can I borrow yours'
Bout led to laughing women, but I can't honestly think anyone expects them to actually work on their own
'Hello sailor' -she was wearing a sailor's hat, and
'Excuse me, but can you help me out with something?'
'I've lost my number can I borrow yours'
Bout led to laughing women, but I can't honestly think anyone expects them to actually work on their own
My face leaves in ten minutes, be on it.
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl...oh..*looks at shoes and blushes* - Killer line.
My mate really fancies you: guaranteed.
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl...oh..*looks at shoes and blushes* - Killer line.
My mate really fancies you: guaranteed.
A friend likes to remind me of this one:
"Can I taste your lipgloss?"
It works better than it sounds typed out. This is only because it is absolutely terrible typed out.
"Can I taste your lipgloss?"
It works better than it sounds typed out. This is only because it is absolutely terrible typed out.
Play Buzz at a party and accuse her of cheating.
A few lines from my smooth bastard of a friend...
"My parents are really rich"
"I have a tennis court, you should come around to play sometime"
and my personal favourite
"I can tutor you in maths"
In the words of Yahtzee...I wish I was fucking kidding.
A few lines from my smooth bastard of a friend...
"My parents are really rich"
"I have a tennis court, you should come around to play sometime"
and my personal favourite
"I can tutor you in maths"
In the words of Yahtzee...I wish I was fucking kidding.
My favorite ice breaker has been passed down from my father 
"So what do you think of the situation of Afghanistan?" Most people are like wtf? and you tend not to get into a political discussion.
I want to try as a pickup line something along th lines of "Don't you hate those guys trying to pick up?" helps if you have a friend trying to pick up and you refer to him.
I usually use when at parties "Hey how do you know (INSERT HOST NAME)" or just a basic what school do you go to (i am underage)
"So what do you think of the situation of Afghanistan?" Most people are like wtf? and you tend not to get into a political discussion.
I want to try as a pickup line something along th lines of "Don't you hate those guys trying to pick up?" helps if you have a friend trying to pick up and you refer to him.
I usually use when at parties "Hey how do you know (INSERT HOST NAME)" or just a basic what school do you go to (i am underage)
"hey baby don't be so stuck up, let me clear a place for you to sit"
"you look like a barbie doll, can i take you home and play with you?"
"want to play with my dongle?" - not necessarily a pick up line or all that rude
"you look like a barbie doll, can i take you home and play with you?"
"want to play with my dongle?" - not necessarily a pick up line or all that rude
What's got 52 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper!
I love crappy chat-up lines, especially the Ghostbusters one. All the other ones I know have been said already. And can someone please explain the lotion and the hose one to me, cos I really don't get it.
My zipper!
I love crappy chat-up lines, especially the Ghostbusters one. All the other ones I know have been said already. And can someone please explain the lotion and the hose one to me, cos I really don't get it.
cha-ching [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=it+puts+the+lotion+in+the+basket]Strafe Mcgee said:
"Hi. I like rice."
And to go with the flow of really lame video game pick-ups,
"You, citizen. Come see my stuntick."
And to go with the flow of really lame video game pick-ups,
"You, citizen. Come see my stuntick."
I saw a pair on an ad for a dating website on Facebook, of all things.
"You parents must have been bakers, because you have got a nice set of buns!"
"If you were words on a page, you would be what's called fine print!"
I think possibly the strangest one I have ever heard isn't even a pick up line, but more of a story. It's the case of a man having his name legally changed to "Haywood Jabloeme". And if you can't figure it out, say it out loud.
"You parents must have been bakers, because you have got a nice set of buns!"
"If you were words on a page, you would be what's called fine print!"
I think possibly the strangest one I have ever heard isn't even a pick up line, but more of a story. It's the case of a man having his name legally changed to "Haywood Jabloeme". And if you can't figure it out, say it out loud.
Wear a wedding ring. Seriously, I've never had girls flock to me as much as when I was married. They must figure if someone else thinks your worth keeping around full time then you've got something going for you.