Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[Kajin]

The ability to see through brick. And ONLY brick.

 

[bounty90]

the power to glow in the light.

 

[Alcamonic]

The ability to iron shirts, perfectly.

 

[Segafriday]

i wouldn't call it worthless but it would definitely be something nobody has thought of
rather than reading the minds of others, i would like to have other people temporarily read my mind. i would control what they see of my mind and when to turn it on and off obviously. and they would not be aware of what is happening they would simply have the information downloaded into their minds without knowing why or where it came from.

 

[Mack Case]

The ability to snap your fingers at someone and then they drop whatever they're carrying. I would use this on all sorts of occasions: Waiters, new moms, jugglers, people I hate, the super bowl, the olympics, at the grocery store, people I hate, I would stand outside the apple store, and whenever there is new merchandise, I would snap at the people leaving the store, fat people who can't bend over to pick up their stuff because they are so damn fat, people I hate... The list goes on.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I would love to be able to lick my elbow to show those haters who's boss

 

[Kafloobop]

I'd like telekinesis that only works on biscuits. Don't ask.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Hm, the ability to modify clothing.
You can't change the volume of the thing you want to change, but you can change its form, color and whatnot.

Would save me alot of money. And would make be dazzling!

 

[Shocksplicer]

The ability to accurately mime abstract concepts.

 

[The Urban Moose]

The power to jump as high as I wanted.

But not necessarily being able to survive the landing.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I would have the power to create any type of clothing, jewelry, shoes, hats, ect,ect out of thin air by just imagining it. So I could wear something new everyday and wear anything, literally anything I wanted without cost.

I would take that over most "super" powers.

 

[Kolby Jack]

The ability to open any container perfectly. No more flinging potato chips or cereal everywhere, no more accidentally tearing the letter while opening the envelope, and no more struggling with opening those hard plastic container that toys and small electronics often come in. Life would be so much easier!

 

[Armadox]

Animal Magnetism. That'll make my cat stop scratching me. Hopefully...

Yep because you'd have magnetized it to the refrigerator. I personally wouldn't mind the power to channel static electricity through my body at mediocre voltage.

 

[thiosk]

The power to instantly divine the precise location of where a cat's favorite spot to be scritched behind the ears.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Hmmm my power would be to be able to visualize everything perfectly, in a way that I find pleasing IE: If I'm reading a fiction book I see everything before my eyes just how I like it, like a desktop buddy in the corner of my vision that I can move around.




*Evil grin while she begins reading fanfiction*

Would be even better if you could project the the visualization onto things big or small.

Wait... what fanfiction is th- oh god! o.o

 

[KingKrab]

The ability to breathe anywhere at any given time