Pirate Decries Piracy After Piracy Program Pirated

[smallharmlesskitten]

Article is flat-out lying. That guy isn't "decrying" piracy, he is upset over the fact that his BETA got spread around. Don't you realize that if there were flaws in his untested beta that, say, bricked peoples iPhones, it would make him look like an idiot at best, or a virus writer at worst, and people would parade it around as a reason to not trust unapproved apps. It only makes sense that he would want to finish it before people started using it. Did they miss that he was going to distribute it for FREE?

There is no irony here, this is just part anti-piracy propoganda, part trolling.

Your the dude who made it aren't you? Don't fib now.

 

[John Stalvern]

Oh wow.

 

[nathan-dts]

Best headline ever.

Needs more ninjas.

Dont you mean pirates? (The war between ninjas and pirates was won by the ninjas decades ago but pirates still deserve there credit)

 

[PsyberGoth]

Pretty much it's the theif crying out "Stop theif!"

Or, as we say, "The Pot calling the Kettle black".

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Best headline ever.

Needs more ninjas.

Dont you mean pirates? (The war between ninjas and pirates was won by the ninjas decades ago but pirates still deserve there credit)

Everything gets better with more ninjas. BTW, where is Purp these days? He's gone awfully quiet.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I thought this thread was a strange joke, by some new user when I first saw the link. But I realize now how wrong I was.

 

[Bagaloo]

Hilarious. I love the taste of irony early in the morning.
I'm kind of perplexed by the piracy defenders popping up though, surely if you are committing a crime you should just get on with it and keep your head down, rather than coming into the spotlight to profess your love for said crime.

 

[Blind0bserver]

[HEADING=3]Pirate Decries Piracy After Piracy Program Pirated[/HEADING]

*Laughs hysterically*

 

[Turkishchocolate]

This just brightened up my day!

 

[Jumplion]

Oh how I love irony.

 

[Dommyboy]

Ahahahahaha..ha..hehe..ha... BAHAHAHAHAA! Oh this is brilliant. So much win in just one article.

 

[OverlordSteve]

This reminds me of a story my friend told me today about a major spam-email distributor getting all up in a huff when people hacked his email and signed him up for thousands of spam emails.

 

[Rankao]

I used to hang out in these coding communities. Its really a power thing and never a money thing. They like the praise they get from a community and they are angered when their power is threaten.

Kudos for title by the way.

 

[Copter400]

Best headline ever.

Needs more ninja strippers.

Fixed.

People of this level of retardation should be outlawed.

 

[fluffylandmine]

Well...This was fun and all but...well this is all just some really good joke at the heart of it.

Also to all 'ninja v. pirate' people, robots always win and you all know it!

 

[TsunamiWombat]

My brain just ate itself.

 

[LewsTherin]

What?

D-d-d-does n-n-n-n-ot c-c-c-c-kkkkkkkksssssssssshhhhhhhhhh------ompute!

 

[Zomni42]

Ahahahahaha..ha..hehe..ha... BAHAHAHAHAA! Oh this is brilliant. So much win in just one article.

BWHAHAHHAHAGHLEEHSEFHEEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.... i genuinly 100% loled. and agree w/ this guy.. tho my lol was bigger.

I was just on a fourumn were a dude was all like "Piracy isn't theft" and i was all like "how would you feel if blahbalblah" and now here we have an ACTUAL example of a pirate suffering from piracy, and he didn't like it.. hehehehhehe.