Play Satan's Retrievers

Steve Butts

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Play Satan's Retrievers

It's been a long time coming, but Electro Software, of GameDogs fame, has finally released its highly anticipated first title, Satan's Retrievers [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/content/games/gamedogs/satansretrievers.php]. Hell has finally frozen over and it's up to one dog to set things right. And as we've learned from countless videogames, the best way to solve any problem in any videogame is to pick up a gun and start shooting everything you see.

You play as Caine - part dog, part goat and all badass - as he battles wave after wave of animals, trying to kill enough to earn his way to Hell and become Satan's Retriever. It's as polished and sophisticated as any game you might get from those other fat cat publishers, but it has the added bonus of being free, and having a difficultly level so high that replayability is virtually infinite.

Are you dog enough to take on the challenge? Are you goat enough to win the badge? Are you badass enough to actually finish the thing?

There's only one way to find out. Go play Satan's Retrievers [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/content/games/gamedogs/satansretrievers.php] right now. If your boss complains, quit your job.

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Mr. Socky

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cursedseishi said:
That was fun...? I held "D", casually tapped the right mouse with the mini-gun, and was bored as hell... I don't know if what I played was the trial, but if there is a real game, I ain't too interested...
I dunno if bored describes my time with this game. For some reason, I think the word "sad" comes to mind. Somebody actually spent five minutes to program that?!?
 

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PhunkyPhazon said:
...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.
Is that it? I noticed the theme song but didn't think much of it. Got to 300 kills then got bored.
 

leeloodallasmultipass

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Gabanuka said:
Got to 200 kills before I put my headphones in and realised.
Well to "finish" the game and get the badge check out the spoiler box.. if you don't want to breach the surprise then don't click it!

need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number
 

Syntax Error

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Read the disclaimer that comes in the video. Playing this game may cause Menstruation in men. Also

Cardiac Arrest, Cardiac on Parole and Cardiac becoming a useful member of society.
 

Gabanuka

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leeloodallasmultipass said:
Gabanuka said:
Got to 200 kills before I put my headphones in and realised.
Well to "finish" the game and get the badge check out the spoiler box.. if you don't want to breach the surprise then don't click it!

need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number

Damn it! How the hell did I miss that?!
 

Jory

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The music from the trailer is by Blotted Science btw if anyone cares.

 

leeloodallasmultipass

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lockeslylcrit said:
It has been a long time since I've been rickrolled. Well played, Escapist. Well played, indeed.
Shycte said:
PhunkyPhazon said:
...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.
Is that it? I noticed the theme song but didn't think much of it. Got to 300 kills then got bored.
PhunkyPhazon said:
...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.
its not a rick roll if you get enough kills

HINT: need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number
 

z3rostr1fe

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Awww.... It's made of Grind... :(

Hopefully, Yahtzee gets an opportunity to rip it to shreds... :D
 

leeloodallasmultipass

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Gabanuka said:
leeloodallasmultipass said:
Gabanuka said:
Got to 200 kills before I put my headphones in and realised.
Well to "finish" the game and get the badge check out the spoiler box.. if you don't want to breach the surprise then don't click it!

need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number

Damn it! How the hell did I miss that?!
its okay, the internet gods will look the other way this time. just don't fail them again =D