Play Satan's Retrievers
- Thread starter Steve Butts
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Jesus Christ, it's so hard to play this game.
One time, character went back so far, I couldn't move it forward into the screen and died. The other, I clicked a link or something in the middle of game. Lame. Also pistol is useless.
Okay, game got stuck and only spawned 2 cops and 1 running one every few seconds. It'd take forever to get 666 kills -.-
One time, character went back so far, I couldn't move it forward into the screen and died. The other, I clicked a link or something in the middle of game. Lame. Also pistol is useless.
Okay, game got stuck and only spawned 2 cops and 1 running one every few seconds. It'd take forever to get 666 kills -.-
I had enough of playing this game!
The trailer looked awesome. But the game, I felt like I was in a Rick Roll'd game cause the music sounds so similar to that music of Rick's Never Gonna Give You Up. And trying to get 666 kills is a long grind...and boring. All I'm shooting is the same generic running dogs and the same generic pig police while walking on a treadmill stage. What happened to the other animal police with the shield? I only shoot 9 of them and I heven't seen more of them ever since. And the weapons. You start out with a lame pistol when you can switch with a Rambo minigun that owns. No wonder I kept dying at the beginning, especially when you have to reload. I miss auto reloading.
What made me quit was when I was close to 666 (7 more kills), I kept shooting for no reason after letting go of my wireles mouse(playing on a laptop) and I was trying to stop, but I got killed by a cop before I could pause. I'll try again tomorrow. Right now I want to take a break from such a dull and boring game.
The trailer looked awesome. But the game, I felt like I was in a Rick Roll'd game cause the music sounds so similar to that music of Rick's Never Gonna Give You Up. And trying to get 666 kills is a long grind...and boring. All I'm shooting is the same generic running dogs and the same generic pig police while walking on a treadmill stage. What happened to the other animal police with the shield? I only shoot 9 of them and I heven't seen more of them ever since. And the weapons. You start out with a lame pistol when you can switch with a Rambo minigun that owns. No wonder I kept dying at the beginning, especially when you have to reload. I miss auto reloading.
What made me quit was when I was close to 666 (7 more kills), I kept shooting for no reason after letting go of my wireles mouse(playing on a laptop) and I was trying to stop, but I got killed by a cop before I could pause. I'll try again tomorrow. Right now I want to take a break from such a dull and boring game.
Well, it's fun for a while, and it is pretty funny. The claymation is nice, and I enjoy the fact that I can bring up the developer's console. Still, I did stop playing out of boredom after a bit. Once can only hold D and intermittently press the mouse button for so long.
I got to 200 kills then got kinda bored, mostly because it was always the same 2-3 guys running to the right, and then two cops with pistols that came from the same side running to the left...
The machine gun makes this too easy. Especially when I realized it reloads almost instantly and reloading lowers the targeting. So I just walked onwards holding the fire button and targeted with reload, thus never running out of ammo.
Got to 226 kills and got bored.
Got to 226 kills and got bored.
Who the fuck would free willingly subject themselves to that? If you play this long enough to get 666 kills you should get a "Masochist" badge. "Your one true love is self-flagellation".leeloodallasmultipass said:
I don't know if anyone truly worked on this with the goal of making something resembling a game, or if this is some sadistic joke, but yeah... This is bad. Not "so bad it's good" bad. Just "why do I have to know you exist?!" bad.
If this was a joke, it wasn't a very good one... If it wasn't a joke... Dear lord...
Russ, please, for the love of everything sacred, put in more SWAT dogs after the first few waves! I love Game Dogs and even I couldn't keep killing the same five sprites to get to 666 kills! At least the SWAT dogs came in waves of six WITH the Police Dogs in tow!Russ Pitts said:
Got real repetitive real fast, gave up at around 200 kills. It got to the point to where I would just leave the chaingun low and press the mouse button whenever guys came, then just reloaded instantly.
Also, what's with the 8-bit Never Gonna Give You Up? Is there a joke I'm missing here or are they just relying too much on internet memes.
Edit: So wait, the game itself is a rick roll eh. Har har.
Also, what's with the 8-bit Never Gonna Give You Up? Is there a joke I'm missing here or are they just relying too much on internet memes.
Edit: So wait, the game itself is a rick roll eh. Har har.
