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[Shycte]

It has been a long time since I've been rickrolled. Well played, Escapist. Well played, indeed.

...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.

Is that it? I noticed the theme song but didn't think much of it. Got to 300 kills then got bored.

...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.

its not a rick roll if you get enough kills

HINT: need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number

Well, I have better things to do then play that just for a badge. There are girls to be flirted with and asses needing grabbin.

 

[thegeekyemt]

356 kills is enough for this emt

 

[Russ Pitts]

I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game less. Oh well at least I didn't pay for it.

No badge for you!

 

[Frequen-Z]

Fantastic. That battle against Saint Peter the Dachshund in Chapter IV was mind blowing!

 

[Scott Mansley]

Got 666 kills. ^_^

Didn't take as long as I thought.. Just stand in the same position and tap the mouse every now and then with the minigun..

 

[RanD00M]

I got bored after 150 kills. Played until 398 kills and couldn't believe how bored I was. I found a way to completely break the game.

 

[Outright Villainy]

666 kills for a badge. Why isn't there more dudes then? And explosions. It takes way too long...

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Too hard to play on a Laptop that has a mouse pad instead of just a mouse, the music doesn't fit, and I had the thought it would be more of an 8-bit top view shooter instead of the 16 (32?) bit 2-D shooter. Still, not the worst game I've played, and I like the Play-Dough feel. I give it a 3/5.

 

[Gigathrash]

Great game, 1/5.

On a more serious note, the mini gun is to balance as a direct nuclear strike is to a souffle.

 

[Peteron]

Is the real version really that expensive? If so, I would never buy it. Beat the trial though

 

[addeB]

Awh my trial expired....
Also there ain't any real version for everyone who didn't get their joke.

 

[Dyp100]

You need to get 666 kills to get the badge!? OH GOD, no, I gave up at 300, it hurt me good.

 

[drisky]

Hooray, now i can put my new badge next to my pony lover one.

 

[felixader]

Nice Statement. ^.^

The Trailer is better than the Game itself.

The Trailer has the typical "male Gamers wants it Macho" Flair.

You have a Pistol, wich you will never use again as soon as you pull out a bigger gun. ^.^

Ans so on...

 

[felixader]

...I believe this game is Rick Rolling me.

I think you believe rigth. ^.^

 

[Burwood123]

pretty terrible game, imo. But people seem to enjoy it, so it's done it duty i guess

 

[Fenra]

Is it wrong that once I got the minigun out I spent the entire time mimicing the heavy weapons guy from TF2?..... hmmm think I just answered my own question...

 

[Delmar Wynn]

Here is a neat trick for you to try:

Pull out the mini-gun, keep firing and reload while still firing and watch what happens. After a minute or two of doing this, stop firing and watch. Totally awesome stuff.

Greatest game ever made.

 

[Motiv_]

Y'know, today, I was searching the internet for a good divorce attorney to end my loveless marriage.

I stumbled across this game instead. After suffering through 192 corpses, I X'd out the page, went to my wife, and told her how much I loved her.

So, in a way, thank you, whoever designed this atrocity game, you saved my marriage[footnote]At the cost of a bit of my sanity[/footnote]