Playing Kinect Results in Child Abuse

[silver wolf009]

Oooooooooo........ Super slo-mo BI*CHSLAP! Cloned pickachu is proud!

OT: While this terrible, I cannot help but laugh. Were both going to hell Greg. I will see you on the other side.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Brain damage for frickin' life...geez.

 

[Slaanax]

The slow mo scream was brutal.

 

[natster43]

That sounded painful. I kinda feel sorry for the kid. It's weird because I usually laugh at people getting hurt.

 

[thedeathscythe]

That was a pretty nice impact, I blame the kid for walking around when her dad is flailing everywhere. I also blame the kinect for incorporating such flail controls. I do see a bright side, many awesome videos have been made because of these accidents, and I'm loving them all. Seriously, why else do people film themselves playing this? It's not because they look good, it's in case something like this happens.

 

[Slick Samurai]

Looks like his hand and her face...

*Glasses*

Kinected...

EDIT: Ninja'd =(

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Jesus.

I watched it without sound first, then made the mistake of turning the sound on.

That little girl's scream in slow-mo will haunt my nightmares.

 

[Crystalite]

A blow like that can kill a child. The fact that she screams does mean she is still alive, but it does not mean that he did not shatter her nose.

Well, glad to see you all find that funny.
Is that how you are expected to react? Is that this "dark, edgy, cynical" thing?
Or is pain genuinely amusing for you?

 

[Leg End]

Oh Loli, I saw this last night. I don't wanna see anymore...

Why would they post the video?

Trying to amuse people with a video of your daughter getting harmed is child abuse.

[sub]They must pay for hurting Loli...[/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Hearing her scream makes me cry...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]They will suffer... get me a Kinect...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I was laughing on the outside, but I was crying on the inside...

 

[BENZOOKA]

Haha.

Don't get upset. Kids are robust.

 

[Droppa Deuce]

Poor little thing.

The dad looked like he was having a great time though.

 

[Olorune]

All I could think was "What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SMACK!!!"

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

I'm already going to hell, soooooo...

I laughed and choked, causing my eyes to water just enough so that two little tear drops could peek out and join in at laughing their own little water-based rear-ends off. Then the three of us watched the remix twice in a row.
[sub]All it needs now is a proper song in the background. Yeaaaaaah![/sub]

What is the point of filming yourself [look like an imbecile while] playing Kinect in the first place? And now with this video up on Youtube, it won't be trouble at all for child services to

[Throws a CSI Miami Boxed Set at David Caruso's face]

Kinect the dots for a litigation!

Remember folks:

Microsoft Kinect: For families, not just gamers!
[sub]Microsoft is not liable for any and all incidents of collateral abuse related to improper usage of the Kinect device and subsequent government legal action separating families.[/sub]

 

[Sacman]

Lol Keep Yo Pimp Hand Strong...

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Yeah, filming something that could end in injury is a sure-fire way to create some.

 

[Jumplion]

I yelled out "Fuck!" the moment I saw/heard that smack, and by god I could not stop laughing.

Oy, hope the girl is fine though, obviously

 

[MoNKeyYy]

Whoa. That looked incredibly painful. More than that though, I have to wonder: why did that get posted on youtube?

Public evidence that you in fact did not abuse your child on purpose?

Or the dad just has an awesome sense of humor. Shit if I caught myself doing that to a kid on video tape I would put it on youtube in a second. She'll look back and laugh her ass off when she's a teenager. She'll just be a few years late to the party.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Oh Loli, I saw this last night. I don't wanna see anymore...

Why would they post the video?

Trying to amuse people with a video of your daughter getting harmed is child abuse.

[sub]They must pay for hurting Loli...[/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Hearing her scream makes me cry...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]They will suffer... get me a Kinect...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

And the award for creepiest post of the month goes to....this guy! Well done, you had me simultaneously scratching and shaking my head, not an easy feat, sir/madam.

OT: Yea, I laughed a little. Was pretty funny, and that smacking sound...I fully admit I'm going to hell for laughing at that.