Playing Kinect Results in Child Abuse

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Still just as funny as the first time I watched it, oh man, I love Motion Control mix ups or should that be Beat ups?
 

BigHairyMarty

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It's a fine example of why the traditional method of using two hands to control a game is superior to full body movement.
 

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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I feel kind of bad because the remixed version really made me laugh.
Same. It's hilarious, but at the same time I worry for the girl's head and neck.

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Rocket Dog said:
[HEADING=1]IT'S KINECT TIME![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]NO DAD NO![/HEADING]
You just made me laugh even more.

This thread may have made my day.

[sup][sup]I'm a horrible person.[/sup][/sup]
 

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Rocket Dog said:
[HEADING=1]IT'S KINECT TIME![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]NO DAD NO![/HEADING]
Why did you have to remind me of that meme?

OT: I cringed. I cried. I wanted to smack the dad.

[sub]I still do.[/sub]
 

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Goddamn that was funny. I laughed, am still laughing, and will probably watch the remix at least once more tonight.

I was going to Hell LONG before I saw this, so I'm not particularly irked about my fate.
 

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OMG that was terrible.....now i got to watch it again.
Kid's lesson don't stand behind someone playing Kinect.
 

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I damn near pissed my pants when I saw that.
Man, that was great. My day sucked so I needed a good laugh at others' expense. Hahaha the Escapist always delivers in that department.

Wait 48 hours, and there will be at least 3 remixes with either BOOM HEADSHOT or a Starfox reference.
 

Drakmorg

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Oh my god that's funny.

Does this remind anybody else of that Rick James sketch from the Chapelle show?
 

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Maybe it's because I have children, but that scream sent actual pain and terror through my body. That was absolutely NOT funny. Not damning anyone who thought it was, but my god.. gonna go hug my girls now.
 

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I was expecting hilarity, but it was actually pretty disturbing.
And the sound of that hand colliding with her face probably broke the sound barrier.
 

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RatRace123 said:
Oh god, that was great!
Nothing brings a smile to my face like seeing children injured.

Haaaaaa, I probably have issues.

Still, lotta injuries with this thing. The Wii caused problems too, but it really didn't hurt people. It mostly hurt walls and TVs.
In full agreement.
She will now grow up to associate the kinect with sweet back-hands and pain.
 

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in the future she might just set up a support group for the generation of kids injured by the kinect.
seriously though kids should know better then to wlak within 5 feet of someone flailing about like that.
and yes him posting it on you tube smacks of Americas Funniest home vidoes, just without the prizes.
 

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Oh man...

It looked and sounded extremely painful. That kid's face HAD to have been stinging for, at least, an hour. Completely hilarious real life rag doll physics, too.

I'm going to replay the remix for another hour or so and probably laugh so damn hard I'll come dangerously close to cementing my own ass to the chair I'm sitting on with my feces.