Pokemon Research Proves Squirtle To Be Best Starter

Simple Bluff

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The guys in Wolfram HQ made a Pokemon database? On top of everything else in Wolfram|Alpha?
Do they even know how to stop?
 

Right Hook

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Charmander is the best starter. If you can beat the first two gyms with a Charmander, you've proven that you can finish the game. I prefer my difficulty up front because it forces you to learn fundamental lessons early on and not to simply rely on a single Pokemon to do your dirty work.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
My very first Pokemon ... I still remember... it was from Pokemon Yellow.

It was a Pickachu. Darn thing didn't like me at first, as we walked around and I had it do most of the battles.
Sadly, it still didn't really like me half through the game. When I checked on it's face, it still looked unimpressed or bored.

Only by the 6th gym leader battle, did it start smiling a bit. It started liking me but you know what?

NO PICKACHU YOU DON'T JUST WARM UP TO ME WHEN I HAVE YOU AT LEVEL 48!!
Was not a good starting Pokemon for me. This was when I was very young too.

OT: Charmander because it evolved into a Charzard, and I simply loved the thing as it wiped the field with every Pokemon.
Though I do also love the other starting Pokemon, especially because they're classics overall.
Huh that's weird, Pikachu liked me after the battle with Brock or maybe even earlier than that.

Did he die on you a lot?
 

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Of course Squirtle is the best starter- Neither Venusaur or Charizard have motherfucking cannons on their backs. Cannons>Wings>Flowers. Simple science right there.
 

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Innegativeion said:
Doesn't matter who you are, where you're from, or where you've been...



Swampert's got your number.
Swampert 4 life, homie!

OT: ...and that's why I always go Water in terms of starters... That and Swampert... because Swampert... Enough said...

Though, now that I think about it, they REALLY need to balance out their region gyms to prevent these kinds of studies from happening... But, if you do do that... it takes out some of the fun of these age-long debates...

Hmmmm...
 

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Easton Dark said:
Grass type is the only answer.

Leech Seed/poison powder. It's the only true way.

Also, Treecko confirmed to be better than Bulbasaur.
Taking two turns to set up damage on one pokemon. I always have 'em knocked out before then. Focus on damage, it's the only way.

OT: Damn right Squirtle is the best. I always picked him. TEAM BLUE FOR LYFE!
 

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kurokotetsu said:
Yeah, dragons are more or less common in the Pókemon Universe
In Gen 1 there were like... 3 dragon types... and they were all from the same branch.

That's why the "Dragon type" elite 4 used a Gyarados, Aerodactyl, Two Dragonairs, and a Dragonite... because fighting 4 dragonairs and a dragonite wouldn't really be all that interesting.

Trivea said:
Charmander all the way. No question. Why? Because ultimately dragon, end of discussion.
This speaks volumes, I have nothing more to say...



On a different note... what are they going to call the megastone for Dragonite? Dragoniteite?
 

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Who knew science could be so wrong? I'll have to ponder on all knowledge I've gained from science in the past and rethink my life completely...

...once I level up Charmander that is.
 

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Given how you can power through Kanto League with just Blastiose, Raichu, and Nindoking he is the best starter for that region.
 

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bug_of_war said:
Heh...that's cute, pity Charizard is part flying type. WHERE'S YOU SAME TYPE ATTACK BONUS NOW?

Torterra doesn't even need to use a STAB move when he can learn Stone Edge.

Not that there are many Charizards to squish in Gen 4 PvE anyway.
 

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Nah, man. My Bulbasaur crushes all!
Super effective against the two first gym bosses(don't remember how grass does against electric) and that's where it's the most important imo. Can't be arsed leveling other Pokemon that early just to beat Misty.
 

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Yopaz said:
Terminate421 said:
Everyone knows Piplup is the best starter because he evolves into Empoleon

and Empoleon is best:


Also Piplup can learn peck. He is the only water starter naturally capable of having a move super effective against grass types.
Except every water starter that can learn ice beam or blizzard... which is all of them...

Bulbasaur is clearly the best to start with since it can take on the first 3 gyms with ease while Charmander is at a huge disadvantage in the first gym and at a quite big disadvantage on the second (also at a disadvantage in the third if it evolves to Charizard before it reaches that place), but he might be on to something with Squirtle.

However, combining Sunny Day and Solarbeam makes Venasaur a really powerful Pokemon.
I said naturally. Naturally as in "No TMs." any smart water user hooks them with an ice move but I meant naturally.
 

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OK. The only Water type starter I give a Rattata's poot about is Empoleon. FOR IT IS THE ONLY RIGHT WATER STARTER POKEMON IN THE UNIVERSE! [sub]ahem...[/sub]

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

1) Empoleon is a Water/Steel type pokemon, and is the ONLY known Water/Steel type pokemon in existence. Even legendaries do not have this typing!

2) Though Empoleon is weak to Electric, Fighting and Ground type moves, its moveset covers ALL of its weaknesses. It naturally learns Drill Peck and therefore covers Fighting and Grass types, it can learn Ice Beam (which gives the middle finger to Torterra) and finally, it can learn Earthquake and therefore covers Electric types.

3) Empoleon has the highest number of resistances among starter pokemon.

4) It has the highest base Special Attack of all starter pokemon.

5) Of all HMs, the only one it cannot learn is Fly. (Friggin penguins...)

6) For those of you wishing to argue Swampert, I got two words for ya: Grass Knot. Empoleon can also learn this move.

7) Is named after Napoleon Bonaparte, one of history's most famed conquerors, as is the same height as its namesake.

I think I love you.

He is the best starter.
 

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Cognimancer said:
In an announcement bound to enrage two-thirds of the world, researcher Kyle Hill has determined that (scientifically speaking), the optimal choice is Squirtle.
I'm calling BS on science... anyway, I ALWAYS pick the Fire starters tho' Bulbasaur is the coolest grass type IMO
 

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Terminate421 said:
CrazyCapnMorgan said:
OK. The only Water type starter I give a Rattata's poot about is Empoleon. FOR IT IS THE ONLY RIGHT WATER STARTER POKEMON IN THE UNIVERSE! [sub]ahem...[/sub]

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

1) Empoleon is a Water/Steel type pokemon, and is the ONLY known Water/Steel type pokemon in existence. Even legendaries do not have this typing!

2) Though Empoleon is weak to Electric, Fighting and Ground type moves, its moveset covers ALL of its weaknesses. It naturally learns Drill Peck and therefore covers Fighting and Grass types, it can learn Ice Beam (which gives the middle finger to Torterra) and finally, it can learn Earthquake and therefore covers Electric types.

3) Empoleon has the highest number of resistances among starter pokemon.

4) It has the highest base Special Attack of all starter pokemon.

5) Of all HMs, the only one it cannot learn is Fly. (Friggin penguins...)

6) For those of you wishing to argue Swampert, I got two words for ya: Grass Knot. Empoleon can also learn this move.

7) Is named after Napoleon Bonaparte, one of history's most famed conquerors, as is the same height as its namesake.

I think I love you.

He is the best starter.
On my Steel-type "Knight" themed team, he holds a special place in my heart. He also represents the greaves and boots, because he cannot fly.
 

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BanicRhys said:

Torterra doesn't even need to use a STAB move when he can learn Stone Edge.

Not that there are many Charizards to squish in Gen 4 PvE anyway.
Thankfully for Charizard his speed is much faster than Torterra. Quick little fire blast and it's good night, thanks for coming.
 

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I knew that I was right for picking Squirtle!

Now I need to run before I get caught by the inevitable shitstorm.
 

BanicRhys

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bug_of_war said:
Thankfully for Charizard his speed is much faster than Torterra. Quick little fire blast and it's good night, thanks for coming.
Which is why you switch to something that counters Charizard just like Charizard counters slow, physical tanks.

But... we're starting to stray dangerously close depths of hypothetical Pokemon battling, and that's a fight that nobody's going to win.

Someone's gotta take a stand. Someone's gotta say no and refuse to hypothetically fight.
 

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BanicRhys said:
Which is why you switch to something that counters Charizard just like Charizard counters slow, physical tanks.

But... we're starting to stray dangerously close depths of hypothetical Pokemon battling, and that's a fight that nobody's going to win.

Someone's gotta take a stand. Someone's gotta say no and refuse to hypothetically fight.
Just like a grass type user, never able to finish a fight.


heh, yep we'll stop here
 

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Terminate421 said:
Yopaz said:
Terminate421 said:
Everyone knows Piplup is the best starter because he evolves into Empoleon

and Empoleon is best:


Also Piplup can learn peck. He is the only water starter naturally capable of having a move super effective against grass types.
Except every water starter that can learn ice beam or blizzard... which is all of them...

Bulbasaur is clearly the best to start with since it can take on the first 3 gyms with ease while Charmander is at a huge disadvantage in the first gym and at a quite big disadvantage on the second (also at a disadvantage in the third if it evolves to Charizard before it reaches that place), but he might be on to something with Squirtle.

However, combining Sunny Day and Solarbeam makes Venasaur a really powerful Pokemon.
I said naturally. Naturally as in "No TMs." any smart water user hooks them with an ice move but I meant naturally.
Whoops, my bad. Yeah none of the others actually learn ice moves by themselves so you're right. Sorry about that.