Police Intervene in Star Wars-Doctor Who Convention Altercation

[kailus13]

The Doctor would win in a fight against Jedi, but it would never get to that point because he prefers to run away!

It sounds like the Star Wars club was in the wrong here, all the dude wanted was an autograph. Unless I'm missing something.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Wow. I freely admit that I'm quite a nerdy guy- I know more than I'm comfortable admitting to most people about Star Wars, classic sci-fi literature, the Elder Scrolls and Pokemon. My bathrobe has the Imperial Crest on it and I have a plastic lightsaber.

But jesus fucking christ, this is taking it to a new level. I mean, beyond D&D levels of nerdiness. The guy they wanted an autograph from wasn't even a major character! And from 20 year old episodes. I guess the only question that remains is: Can we see the CCTV footage?

 

[Happiness Assassin]

This is another disturbing case of nerd-on-nerd violence. This is truly a sad day.

 

[theartknife]

Ahhhhhh, my hometown! From local reports this was a very minor incident that has been blown out of all proportion because "ha ha, look at the nerds"........ still.... ha ha, look at the nerds!

 

[Daveman]

They have so much in common now though what with the disgrace that is the latest incarnations of each.

 

[Elberik]

Fucking nerds! The number one cause of all the bad stuff that happens in the world.

Never was there a more honest statement than this made here. Terrorists, nothing; corrupt politicians, small potatoes; soulless businessmen, not important!
We must seek out all of those who own either a d20, comic book, video game console, or extensive movie collection. And if we should find someone with all of that and more, God help us.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I wish I lived in Norwich now. Now that's a gang war I'd love to see.

 

[Phuctifyno]

I cannot take this seriously. All I can envision is a bunch of high school kids slapping each other.

You've got it easy.

I'm picturing a mass of cosplayers (of all shapes, sizes, and costume qualities). Some are dressed as the Doctor, pointing their sonic screwdrivers and going "wirwirwirwirwirwir", while the rest are Darth Vaders standing opposite them a few meters away, doing the force choke motion while mimicking the rough breathing sound effect.... for a measurable and uncomfortable duration of time. This image is accompanied by complete silence.

The "altercation" occurs when a rogue Vader runs across the gap and the first lightsaber is swung. The silence is broken by the "paff" of a hollow plastic tube striking a dapper hairdo.

 

[Amorphous Blob]

I'm surprised no-one was arrested, it is Britain after all.

 

[UltraPic]

I wonder what they had for breakfast, an infected spinal column in a bab ?.

 

[Benny Blanco]

I love how, in the end, it always, always boils down to tribal conflict. Stay classy, humanity.

Well, tribal conflict in East Anglia usually involves picking on people with no webbing between their fingers and toes* (North American Escapists, feel free to re-purpose Alabama incest jokes...)




*Allegedly.

 

[Risingblade]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!


This is just plain silly

 

[Olas]

Imagine there's no conventions
I wonder if you can
No need for slurs or elitism
A brotherhood of fans
Imagine all the virgins
living life in peace

you may call me a casual follower
but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will grow up
and the universe will be as one

 

[kypsilon]

Why are these guys even in conflict? I can see the Trek vs. Wars thing, but I've never heard of anyone being anti-Doctor. Are they doing it just to be relevant? Like North Korea threatening to blow up the States?

What we need here is a love in with Mark Hamill, Dave Tennant (he's my fav Dr.) and William Shatner.

For SCIENCE!

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"these were serious sci-fi hardballers on the scene" Couldn't help laugh at that.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

People like this make fans of this stuff look like morons, why can't people just get along.

 

[Something Amyss]

I rarely get to say this in any real sense, so...NERD FIGHT!

...Or until someone's sword shatters like ice and takes out someone's eye, which I should think would be more likely.

Cheap swords don't shatter, they bend!

...not that I would know from first-hand experience....>.>

while the rest are Darth Vaders standing opposite them a few meters away, doing the force choke motion while mimicking the rough breathing sound effect....

No, that's their asthma.

 

[Zeraki]

I absolutely love that picture... although I can't quite figure out what the 'X' is in there. Everything else I recognize.

 

[Riobux]

...And this was national news. This actually featured in The Guardian on front page news (or at least in the UK section).

 

[Nowhere Man]

I want to see something like the fight from Anchorman:

Spoiler

Only between Trekkers, Starwarsians, Whovians, otakus, comic geeks, and bronies (friendship be damned). I would pay good money for this and would pull up a seat and have popcorn during the festivities.