Police shoot (another) unarmed black man in the back 7 times

[Trunkage]

I have had entirely too many internet friends close. Just be glad you don't and they do not show up unannounced and try to sleep in your couch or try to date you and bring you presents you didn't ask for or show up while you are working.. just be VERY VERY glad you don't.

My natural looks makes this situation an impossibility for me

 

[lil devils x]

My natural looks makes this situation an impossibility for me

Close internet friends only result in this happening in Real life:

and that is VERY VERY BAD thing to happen in RL.. LOL

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

My natural looks makes this situation an impossibility for me

The best way to avoid such unwanted attention is to carefully cultivate a look of too much hair in the wrong places while too little hair in the places there should be, while adding a slightly crazed look with glazed far out eyes. My role model for this technique is the one and only troll beast;

No more unwanted advances! Works like a charm, or whatever the opposite of a charm is.

 

[Kae]

I wish I had internet friends so close, but you guys all live in weird places where it doesn’t rain three quarters of the year and there aren’t Douglas Firs.

 

[SupahEwok]

I have had entirely too many internet friends close. Just be glad you don't and they do not show up unannounced and try to sleep in your couch or try to date you and bring you presents you didn't ask for or show up while you are working.. just be VERY VERY glad you don't.

I wanted to make a joke about being ecstatic if somebody wanted to date me, but then thought that might be insensitive, then considered making a self-aware "I thought about making a joke about X buuut..." comment but decided that was both overplayed and fundamentally hypocritical as it is still making a joke about the subject but acting virtuous about it, then wondered if there was any point in commenting at all, but I've written this much so here ya go guys, enjoy this mangle of a reply.

 

[Revnak]

I wanted to make a joke about being ecstatic if somebody wanted to date me, but then thought that might be insensitive, then considered making a self-aware "I thought about making a joke about X buuut..." comment but decided that was both overplayed and fundamentally hypocritical as it is still making a joke about the subject but acting virtuous about it, then wondered if there was any point in commenting at all, but I've written this much so here ya go guys, enjoy this mangle of a reply.

I’d date you, Ewok.

 

[SupahEwok]

I’d date you, Ewok.

That's sweet Revy, but @fOx is already my boyfriend.

 

[lil devils x]

I wanted to make a joke about being ecstatic if somebody wanted to date me, but then thought that might be insensitive, then considered making a self-aware "I thought about making a joke about X buuut..." comment but decided that was both overplayed and fundamentally hypocritical as it is still making a joke about the subject but acting virtuous about it, then wondered if there was any point in commenting at all, but I've written this much so here ya go guys, enjoy this mangle of a reply.

Yea you think about how these things can turn out well but then this is what winds up happening instead:

 

[Revnak]

That's sweet Revy, but @fOx is already my boyfriend.

I’ll date both of you.

 

[Trunkage]

The best way to avoid such unwanted attention is to carefully cultivate a look of too much hair in the wrong places while too little hair in the places there should be, while adding a slightly crazed look with glazed far out eyes. My role model for this technique is the one and only troll beast;

No more unwanted advances! Works like a charm, or whatever the opposite of a charm is.

You see, here’s your problem, Bailey is pretty charming and funny. Pretty boy Moran would just get on my nerves

 

[SupahEwok]

I’ll date both of you.

I'm not sure if we're ready for a long distance online 3 way gay relationship yet. Maybe next year.

 

[ObsidianJones]

So, I clicked on this page, read the first couple of posts and thought I mistakenly clicked Shower Thoughts.

If anything is going to see us through 2020, it will be abject insanity.

 

[lil devils x]

So, I clicked on this page, read the first couple of posts and thought I mistakenly clicked Shower Thoughts.

If anything is going to see us through 2020, it will be abject insanity.

Supahewok dating fox, revnak and crimson could have been in the shower thoughts thread.

 

[SupahEwok]

Supahewok dating fox, revnak and crimson could have been in the shower thoughts thread.

But in whose head

 

[Kae]

This thread

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

If anything is going to see us through 2020, it will be abject insanity.

In this day and age, you'd have to be crazy to want to be sane.

 

[Schadrach]

Burn the police station, not the city.

Government buildings are less profitable to loot than businesses, at least in an immediate sense.

I thought all states had these, apparently they vary by state as well.

The vast majority of things vary by state.

Can you just imagine their reaction if they elected Michelle Obama right now?

Why? There's a meaningful chance that our first female president of color is going to be Kamala Harris. Either Biden dying or 25th being invoked are unlikely but have significantly nonzero chances of happening.

 

[Trunkage]

I'm not sure if we're ready for a long distance online 3 way gay relationship yet. Maybe next year.

Don’t pretend you’re not slutty enough

 

[Revnak]

Don’t pretend you’re not slutty enough

Nobody in this proposed relationship has the audacity to make such a boldly false claim about themselves.

 

[Neuromancer]

Nobody in this proposed relationship has the audacity to make such a boldly false claim about themselves.

Except for you, arguably. Or did you forget the dick pics you sent me while drunk?