Ninja'd. Also, if that isn't the most overpowered thing ever...Scarim Coral said:
Zeeky_Santos said:yes it was a joke sorry forgot to ad the appropriate tagsKnifeyMcStaberson said:The ring works off from Will power and Intelligence. Two things which batman Obviously doesn't have.Zeeky_Santos said:The ring's power grants the wearer ANYTHING HE CAN IMAGINE. Things that not even vast wealth can create or make happen.Braonan said:Wiki Batman, his superpower is his vast fortune! He needs no ring.
I hope that was a joke or else you don't know that he's both the worlds greatest detective (intelligence is a required attribute) and bloody enduring if his various escapades as a masked crusader for justice have anything to say.
you missed out at least two "ly"s in that sentenceSwaki said:bwuh? his "superpower" is basically awesomeness, he has trained himself both physically and mental to the limit of what is human possible, its not like he drives around bribing criminals to behave, though that would be kinda funny, maybe DC can do a spin-off series called fatcat.
That made me laugh so fucking hard. You're correct that Batman did create and maintain files on how to take down fellow superheroes (in case they went evil, conveniently ignoring the question "What if one day I am mind-controlled by an enemy who wants to take down other superheroes?"), and that Green Lantern's did involve temporary blindness and Superman's involved Kryptonite, but the image of Batman taking Supes down with powder is hilarious.Saltyk said:As for beating it, I was pretty sure Batman had already figured out how to beat every member of the Justice League. Blind Green Lantern, throw kryptonite powder at Superman, and other such things.
From what I heard, Batman's plan to stop an evil Superman involved a grenade of powered kryptonite gas. Basically, any amount of krytonite harms Supes. And a gas made from it would not only weaken him, but he would breathe it in. At which point, no one could remove all the fragments in his lungs and it would kill Superman. Seriously.SonicWaffle said:That made me laugh so fucking hard. You're correct that Batman did create and maintain files on how to take down fellow superheroes (in case they went evil, conveniently ignoring the question "What if one day I am mind-controlled by an enemy who wants to take down other superheroes?"), and that Green Lantern's did involve temporary blindness and Superman's involved Kryptonite, but the image of Batman taking Supes down with powder is hilarious.Saltyk said:As for beating it, I was pretty sure Batman had already figured out how to beat every member of the Justice League. Blind Green Lantern, throw kryptonite powder at Superman, and other such things.
Batman - "Hey, Clark, look over there!"
Superman - "What? I don't see anything."
*Batman leaps at Superman, throwing a handful of sparkly powder over him*
Superman - "What the fuck, man? Why would you...oh. Oh my God. I look like that fucking fraggle from Twilight!"
At which point I would assume that Superman stops his murderous rampage and flies off to the moon to be alone and make futile attempts to cut himself.
IIRC it was more along the lines of "punch him with my kryptonite ring", though I could be wrong. The grenade idea has multiple problems;Saltyk said:From what I heard, Batman's plan to stop an evil Superman involved a grenade of powered kryptonite gas. Basically, any amount of krytonite harms Supes. And a gas made from it would not only weaken him, but he would breathe it in. At which point, no one could remove all the fragments in his lungs and it would kill Superman. Seriously.
Damn right you can:The Cheezy One said:Can you make Batman more awesome? I think we all know the answer to that
Chill man.Zeeky_Santos said:The ring's power grants the wearer ANYTHING HE CAN IMAGINE. Things that not even vast wealth can create or make happen.Braonan said:Wiki Batman, his superpower is his vast fortune! He needs no ring.