Saltyk said:
As for beating it, I was pretty sure Batman had already figured out how to beat every member of the Justice League. Blind Green Lantern, throw kryptonite powder at Superman, and other such things.
That made me laugh so fucking hard. You're correct that Batman did create and maintain files on how to take down fellow superheroes (in case they went evil, conveniently ignoring the question "What if one day I am mind-controlled by an enemy who wants to take down other superheroes?"), and that Green Lantern's did involve temporary blindness and Superman's involved Kryptonite, but the image of Batman taking Supes down with
powder is hilarious.
Batman - "Hey, Clark, look over there!"
Superman - "What? I don't see anything."
*Batman leaps at Superman, throwing a handful of sparkly powder over him*
Superman - "What the fuck, man? Why would you...oh. Oh my God. I look like that fucking fraggle from Twilight!"
At which point I would assume that Superman stops his murderous rampage and flies off to the moon to be alone and make futile attempts to cut himself.