Poll: A dish best served cold...

[Bored Tomatoe]

That was a dick move on your friend's part, but why did you have to stab him immediately? I would have waited until there weren't authority figures around and kicked him in the testicles. Repeatedly. Then taken his cash...
EDIT: Oh, what was the back of the cop car like? Did you make small talk with Mr. Policeman?

I did wait. He went back to the office and told on me.

Why were you friends with this person again? In all honesty, he sounds like a whiny dick...

 

[El Poncho]

I was expecting a food thread to be honest, but this is good.Some dick in my geography class kept drawing cocks on my jotter so one day when he wasn't in I wrote all over his folder and jotters that he likes cock and that he takes it up the arse and stuff like that it felt good

 

[traceur_]

Well, one guy at school had been pissing me off all term, so one day in our woodworking class, he pissed me off one last time so naturally I chased him with a hacksaw and beat the shit out of him.

Also another guy crushed my workpiece in a metalworking class so I grabbed a nearby sharp offcut and chased him around the workshop, shouting my intentions of slitting his throat.

For some reason, the teachers didn't notice either time and I wasn't punished at all.

 

[WrongSprite]

Quite recently, a bunch of flamers got me probation for 1 year. Don't believe me? Look below.
I vowed to get revenge, but those admins deleted the flamer's comments. Now i don't know who said what.

*sigh*

My antics werent even that bad.
A bit sick, yeah, but... *laughing hysterically*

The flamers didnt get you banned, look at the post you were banned for, it's sick.

 

[EeveeElectro]

When I was younger, my sister used to piss me off and hit me; I found out she was allergic to vinegar.
When she had a cold, guess what I put in her tea...

EDIT: Oh, Max. You and your entertaining anecdotes.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Why were you friends with this person again? In all honesty, he sounds like a whiny dick...

*Ahem*

So yeah.

Also, I wasn't really comfortable with people at the time, and everyone I knew I had known for years, basically.

So I wasn't able to just get new friends.
Until I moved schools.

Sounds fun.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hmm, my best revenge.

I beat the living hell out of a kid. I broke 2 of his ribs, 3 of his fingers, gave him a black eye, fucked up his spine, and made him switch out of all my classes.

Nevertheless, you don't mess with someone who has 8 inches and 60 pounds on you.

 

[SsilverR]

it's sweeter later because

1. they're convinced they've won
2. you've had a chance to cool down meaning your plan would be little more carefully devised

the cherry on the icing will be that the guy's probably has a few more things he cares about .. don't go straight for the kill ... bring him to his knees ... make it so that he often contemplates a hot bath and a cold razor .. bring him to the point where bullets seem friendlier somehow ... THEN deliver the final blow, and let him know it was all you

 

[Olikunmissile]

Haha. I'm a vengeful person who holds grudges. I always get someone back, whether it's right there and then, or waiting until the opportunity arises, and I can wait weeks... Months... Years, it doesn't matter to me how long it takes, I always get back.

 

[systhicsfg]

Only the petty sort, precious nicknacks go missing, the odd evil word in the ear of an influential person.. Nothing important or interesting really.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Revenge only seems to work out ever so sweetly in MOVIES. In real life I've never had it work out in my benefit

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I'm sure I've gotten even with a few people... but most of the time, I just day-dream about braining the person all over the place with assorted blunt instruments and objects I have on my person.
And I do this with a smile on my face while they are talking to me.
I'm developing a Cartmannish tendency towards revenge.
Suffice to say, don't cross me in the next week.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Best served hot. As in soldering iron hot.

 

[Trendkill6]

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me banned. >.<

Same, let's just say it involved fireworks and a very important peice of male anatomy.

D:
Out of curiosity what kinda fireworks?

M-10's, the largest legal firecracker in the USA

I think I've decided to use this thread to profile who I should never piss off.

 

[KaiRai]

A guy at high school was horrible to me... He constantly insulted me and one day I decided I wasn't going to be his victim any more. I signed on to my attractive best friend's MSN and got him... errr... all 5 inches of him on cam. When he found out it was me he cried.

It was a great day.

you legend.


My best revenge story was my best mate cutting me out a tree and breaking my arm.

Suffice to say he had laxatives in his drink in the next week!

 

[Souplex]

There is nothing like watching your enemies beat the living snot out of eachother due to your interference!

 

[KaiRai]

Nevertheless, you don't mess with someone who has 8 inches and 60 pounds on you.

You must be very popular with the ladies ;D

 

[Soulgaunt]

I never bother with revenge in real life, but I do like getting revenge in games while screaming "Vengeance!".

 

[Lowbreed]

I usually don't plan out revenge and just get right back at them.

I only had a reason for real revenge once or twice in my whole life, but I have so many revenge situations in sports.

 

[teutonicman]

I dont usually take revenge in the traditional sense of fucking the douchebag's shit up. It usually winds up that I'll spin the situation so many other people sympathize with me and then they alienation the ass.