Pay the check? PAY THE CHECK? What are you, a saint??? no no no, when i date, we eat, and i grab the woman by her hand and dash out the restaurant with all the speed of an anti-Semitist in Israel! checks be damned!
OT: in all seriousness, i do always pay the check. the way i see it, and many dont and wont agree, i am the one taking her on a date. I am the one interested in her. Therefore, it is a courtesy passed down to me (tradition is meant to be broken though) that i should pay for the meal. Besides, it makes me look like a gentleman. Although i do have to admit, i was rather sour when i discovered my medical bills meant i couldnt take her out for a while! the woman i pursued made me so nervous when i tried to ask her out that i developed a migraine issue. Thankfully, when she said yes, and i was given a celebretory head bonk by my friends, my migraines were replaced with a concussion.