Poll: Beardliness

[UnknownGunslinger]

I bet all who responded with "All bow before the bearded ones, for they are most seemly" were guys cause seriously beards rock
Here are ten reasons why this is so:

[link]http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/[/link]

 

[ReservoirAngel]

As a man myself? No way in hell! I have a strong dislike of having a bear to the point where I shave every day even if I don't have to, just to make sure any possible traces of having one are gone.

As someone who likes men? Also no way in hell. Sure there are exceptions but it's incredibly rare that I find someone with a beard attractive.

 

[deathninja]

SO won't allow a beard, plus I'm skewbald so unless I dyed it I'd end up looking like I've got a calico stapled to my chin.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Should maaaaaybe have limited voting to the females, as male bias is going go make your results all screwy when it comes to finding out "what the ladies dig". And yes, there have been men voting in your poll, lots of them.

This is a bad place to pose such a question anyway, because you have a very limited audience of grrrrrrlz, and an overwhelming male audience is definately going to give you some form of beard-bias.

And Also, I shave. Clean shaven all the time, a tiny bit of chin-stubble if I get lazy.

Captcha: ecifro regularly. Whatever ecifro-ing is, be sure to make it a part of your daily routine.

 

[albear]

Truth be told my beard grows wierd, hence shaven is the way to go

 

[joshuaayt]

Hate all facial hair. It can go and tickle faces in hell, for all I care- and guess what, beard lovers? I'm going to raise my kids to believe the same thing. Oh, you can't possibly win, facing this brilliance.

 

[Outright Villainy]

I have been in a constant state of beard for over a year, and will continue to do so for, oh say, ever. I really can't stand not having a beard. I actually don't feel like I look like myself without one. I do keep it trim though, and shave my neck.

 

[GodOfBrown]

i salute my fellow beardlings.

I've personally have a Gordon freeman beard

 

[robot slipper]

I tend to like clean-shaven blokes, but a little stubble is sometimes a little sexy. Too much stubble can look a bit scruffy though. And tickle.

 

[CuteRocketeer]

My guy can only grow facial hair when I'm away - gets in the way of kissing and the hairy look doesn't do anything for me.

 

[Browncoat86]

Beards are only worth having unless they are properly maintained. If this cannot be achieved, then shaving is a must.

One would have to define "properly maintained". In the first week of November, I stop shaving completely, and only trim if it becomes apparent that my moustache is going to be visibly longer than the beard that grows in. When all is said and done, my facial hair goes all the way down to mid-chest. I wash it when I was my hair, and remove food immediately when it becomes stuck. When I go out somewhere that requires a more formal look (or when at work) I braid it, but otherwise it remains free. Now, I know some may differ, but I'd call that properly maintained.

 

[Private Custard]

Some people just wouldn't look right without a beard!

Me, I look like shit if I don't shave!

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

<3 mah beard

Keeps my face warm in winter!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I think it depends on the person. I go clean shaven at the moment. because my facial hair is very patchy at the moment and it just doesn't suit me. Although if I could, I'd grow a goatee but for the time being facial hair really doesn't do me any favours.

 

[Sethzard]

I hate not being clean shaven, it feels weird to me.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

I wish I could grow a beard but the tiny bit of Native American in me makes it come in all patchy

 

[Hydro Imp]

Well my girlfriend says she doesn't like too much hair on a man but I have a full beard and she doesn't mind it as long as I trim it regularly (I don't)

 

[Deadyawn]

I don't really give a crap and even if I did it doesn't matter, I couldn't grow a beard If I wanted to, the best I can manage is a pathetic, sparse goatee.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I like scruff. On some men yes beards are very sexy but on others....not so much. Stubble/scruff looks good on just about every guy and I like rubbing my face against it. Also it makes it so much better being roughly kissed by a guy with some facial hair as opposed to none. (from a woman's perspective)

In case it wasn't clear, I have a large beard and was defending said beard

Also, judging from your facebook photo yours is awesome. I know quite a few males on here who look amazing and awesome with them and....nevermind so not going there on open forum *looks away innocently whilst whistling*

 

[Appleshampoo]

I have a beard, and I walk into crowded public places and just gravitate towards other bearded men until we're all stood in the centre of said crowded place with people gathering around us gasping in awe at our manly beards.