Poll: Bowser Vs. Tank

[Omikron009]

If we're looking at physical ability alone I'd have to say Bowser, but if you take his track record into account the tank definitely wins.

 

[Saint of M]

Boweser is a tank with a very high armor. Unless that tank has a fate Italian stereotype on hallucinogenic mushrooms, and weed, it doesn't have a chance.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Bowser would fire a backwards fireball and light the Tank on fire and then he just needs to survive for a minute or two until the Tank dies. Bowser's weakness seem to be bombs, lava, and a glassjaw but his odd ability to occasional survive deathblows 3 times before giving up would give him the edge by allowing him to stall until the Tank burns.

 

[pharaoh malik]

I'm pretty sure all of mario's exploits were a mushroom-induced hallucination. So when he thought he was throwing a 4 ton lizard tens of yards by the tail, he was really laying curled up petting a goomba.

Damn right. <3

You made my day with this. xD