I can't vote it's too gray, I mean for something like skip anniversary dinner with your girlfriend to go get drunk with the guys, sure you can choose "bros", but your "ho" will not be very happy, and neither will your penis when you spend the next couple weeks with Palmela Handerson.
Now if she wants you to go to a ballet instead of game 7 for the Anaheim Ducks against Toronto Maple Leafs in the Stanley Cup Finals, then strike her down with your hockey stick.
Problem I have with friends is that they're so obsessed with sex, we all go out and party having a great time and someone has to be a softy and goes to see his girlfriend and get laid instead of continuing our important guy night, I mean come the eff on, shes not going anywhere, get laid later, or tomorrow, is it really that big of a deal?? Us guys never go camping or hunting for the weekend, or go away on some trip, or anything really, it's all "oh my girlfriend this and that", well funny how I have a girlfriend too and I don't have to be kissing her ass and leashed to her front porch 24/7.
Someone, please tell me they feel me on this, I can't be the only guy in the world with a good girlfriend.