Poll: CoD Dog vs Giant Enemy Crab

[Thebazilly]

I have to go with the Giant Enemy Crab on this one. Obviously, it provides the dog's dramatic death, accounting for it's ridiculous dumping of stat points into Emotions.

It will be very moving.

 

[The Lugz]

your friend fat al walks in the room, 'HALT XBOX SCANNING' cod dog jitters just as giant enemy crab lands a crushing blow NOOOOOO!!!! cod dog! why...

damn you, hal! damnnnn youuu!

 

[Jandau]

Crab wins, hands down. Both were laughable, but the crab was hilarious while the dog was just sad...

 

[Sarge034]

Imma go with CoD Dog because the Xbone is OBVIOUSLY a power up for a DOG, and the Xbone has to have at least one thing "win" this generation.

 

[Hazy992]

Well the CoD Dog doesn't have the experience of fighting in famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan like the Giant Enemy Crab does.

But then again Giant Enemy Crab doesn't have emotions, and emotions is power. Tough one to call.

But the giant enemy crab has more polygons as it is giant, and polygons is emotions (where did that come from by the way?)...

Yeah but there's so much more power for polygons! You can even show dirt under the fingernails, think how many polygons are in that dirt!

Also

 

[Techno Squidgy]

Or Skrillex, either or.

Hey, buddy, we don't talk about that here. Go wash your mouth out with soap.

OT:
I'm not sure who would win this fight. I'm sure CoD Dog has regenerating health and quick time events, that's got to be cheating, right?

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I doubt the dog can flip the crab over or pull off the Shadow of the Colossus skills required to reach the weak point in the first place so he wouldn't be able to attack it for massive damage. And the Giant Enemy Crab is a Giant Enemy Crab. My money is on the crustacean.