Poll: Comparing penises in the shower.

[ReservoirAngel]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.

Yeah the whole "mandatory time for showers" thing doesn't seen to fly too much here. Or maybe our teachers just thought "if they're in the shower then we can't see them as easily" cause god knows it wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be paedophiles.

 

[Jonluw]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.

Yeah the whole "mandatory time for showers" thing doesn't seen to fly too much here. Or maybe our teachers just thought "if they're in the shower then we can't see them as easily" cause god knows it wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be paedophiles.

I don't really see the appeal of watching kids in gym class. I mean, it would be better to spy on them in the shower.
Unless...

Spoiler: Bloomers...

Nosebleed.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.

Yeah the whole "mandatory time for showers" thing doesn't seen to fly too much here. Or maybe our teachers just thought "if they're in the shower then we can't see them as easily" cause god knows it wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be paedophiles.

I don't really see the appeal of watching kids in gym class. I mean, it would be better to spy on them in the shower.
Unless...

Spoiler: Bloomers...

Nosebleed.

The bloomers argument falls apart when you factor in that it's young teenage GUYS who never take their boxers off. So unless our teachers had a fetish for bulges or teenage underarm hair [sub](like I used to back then)[/sub], the bloomers thing sort of holds no water.

 

[Jonluw]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.

Yeah the whole "mandatory time for showers" thing doesn't seen to fly too much here. Or maybe our teachers just thought "if they're in the shower then we can't see them as easily" cause god knows it wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be paedophiles.

I don't really see the appeal of watching kids in gym class. I mean, it would be better to spy on them in the shower.
Unless...

Spoiler: Bloomers...

Nosebleed.

The bloomers argument falls apart when you factor in that it's young teenage GUYS who never take their boxers off. So unless our teachers had a fetish for bulges or teenage underarm hair [sub](like I used to back then)[/sub], the bloomers thing sort of holds no water.

But bloomers have nothing to do with the changing room. They are supposed to wear them while they're gyming.

 

[iDoom46]

Never happened to me, ever. And I went to Boy Scout Summer Camp!

We always showered in our swimsuits... until one guy would come in naked to scare out all the homophobes (read: everybody at BOY SCOUT SUMMER CAMP) to get the showers for themselves. If anybody dared stay, it was like a game of "Dontlookatthepenis!Dontlookatthepenis!Dontlookatthepenis!Dontlookatthepenis!!" and then everybody would call them gay for the rest of the week.

Fun times.

Oh yeah, and my high school gym had showers in the locker room, but the only time I ever saw them used was for a prank. After that, the school boarded them up so people would stop taking craps on the floor in there.
As for changing, well, I'm pretty sure every guy made it a point to remember to not go "freeballin'" on gym days...

 

[Dimitriov]

No I certainly did not. We never used the showers much at my school mind you. Largely because getting naked with the kind of geniuses I went to school with would rank very low on the list of things I would ever choose to do.

Sex-ed sold it to me as one of those things that guys just do, like hunting bears and fighting hairy things that may or may not be bears.
It just baffled me that they took the time in school to teach me about something that I've never heard of anyone doing, let alone done myself.

Also I couldn't help but read this part slightly differently than, I assume, you meant it due to the post surrounding in it.

Men: looking at each other's penises then going to "fight bears"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.

Yeah the whole "mandatory time for showers" thing doesn't seen to fly too much here. Or maybe our teachers just thought "if they're in the shower then we can't see them as easily" cause god knows it wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be paedophiles.

I don't really see the appeal of watching kids in gym class. I mean, it would be better to spy on them in the shower.
Unless...

Spoiler: Bloomers...

Nosebleed.

The bloomers argument falls apart when you factor in that it's young teenage GUYS who never take their boxers off. So unless our teachers had a fetish for bulges or teenage underarm hair [sub](like I used to back then)[/sub], the bloomers thing sort of holds no water.

But bloomers have nothing to do with the changing room. They are supposed to wear them while they're gyming.

Ah, see this another cross-culture thing. Here, the term "bloomers" equates to EITHER the phrase "early bloomers" meaning people who 'develop early', or the clothing item "bloomers", which are big underpants worn by old ladies. So I naturally assumed the most logical one considering the context.

 

[Jonluw]

Put it this way: our lessons (in my school at least) were 50 minutes long. No exceptions. In between that 50 minutes, we had 5 minutes to get from one place to another, since the longest walk from one end of the school to the other took about 3-ish minutes so they just made it 5 to allow a little bit of freedom there.

This includes P.E, since no lesson gets more time than any other lesson. So we had 50 minutes of P.E. This included the time to change INTO our P.E kits. We also had sadistic fucks as P.E teachers who were sports-obsessed sadists, so they wanted to get the students working their arses off for the longest time possible. This, unfortunately, led them to keep us out on the field until right before the end of lesson bell. Which meant we had just over 5 minutes to get back to the changing room, change, pack our shit and get to our next class.

Yes, it was stupid, but you couldn't really fit a shower on top of that time. Some managed it but they tended to usually be late. So the no-showering thing was a by-product of time constraints. Stupid, yes. But that's how it was.

They did give more time but ONLY if you specifically took P.E as a GCSE subject in Years 10 and 11, since without that you only had one single lesson of it a week.

Hm. I think our showering-time is included in gym-class.

It has happened that we only got 5 minutes or so to shower, but in those cases we would take a quick shower, come a few minutes late for the next class, and go complain about it.

Maybe your school didn't have obsessive sadists as teachers who insisted on everyone staying out on the field for as long as possible every lesson. Lucky bastard.

Hmm. No I don't think they had that attitude.

But then again, that attitude would have been unacceptable, since we're pretty much required to be allowed time to shower after gym.

Yeah the whole "mandatory time for showers" thing doesn't seen to fly too much here. Or maybe our teachers just thought "if they're in the shower then we can't see them as easily" cause god knows it wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be paedophiles.

I don't really see the appeal of watching kids in gym class. I mean, it would be better to spy on them in the shower.
Unless...

Spoiler: Bloomers...

Nosebleed.

The bloomers argument falls apart when you factor in that it's young teenage GUYS who never take their boxers off. So unless our teachers had a fetish for bulges or teenage underarm hair [sub](like I used to back then)[/sub], the bloomers thing sort of holds no water.

But bloomers have nothing to do with the changing room. They are supposed to wear them while they're gyming.

Ah, see this another cross-culture thing. Here, the term "bloomers" equates to EITHER the phrase "early bloomers" meaning people who 'develop early', or the clothing item "bloomers", which are big underpants worn by old ladies. So I naturally assumed the most logical one considering the context.

Ah yeah. I keep getting images of baggy underpants when I google bloomers, when what I really want is anime-girls in tiny gym-shorts.
.>
What?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

]Ah yeah. I keep getting images of baggy underpants when I google bloomers, when what I really want is anime-girls in tiny gym-shorts.
.>
What?

Don't fret over it. Everyone looks up creepy shit online. Well, not me, but most people.
*hides google history*

Men: looking at each other's penises then going to "fight bears"

... sorry I just forgot what I was going to say ... [sub]god damn ...[/sub]

 

[Free Thinker]

"Hey guys what's going on in this threa-..."
"Oh shit."

OT: No. No. No. No marinated in No sauce with a side of fresh No. That seems pretty wrong on multiple levels. My smoked sausage is my business and shall only be seen by a doctor or a woman. And people shower after gym class? We only have 5 minutes for passing time and we go to the locker room 5 to 10 minutes from passing time.

 

[Jonluw]

]Ah yeah. I keep getting images of baggy underpants when I google bloomers, when what I really want is anime-girls in tiny gym-shorts.
.>
What?

Don't fret over it. Everyone looks up creepy shit online. Well, not me, but most people.
*hides google history*

Men: looking at each other's penises then going to "fight bears"

... sorry I just forgot what I was going to say ... [sub]god damn ...[/sub]

If it wasn't bed-time for me right now, I would so photoshop an axe into his hand.
He really needs an axe or two.

Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

 

[Jonluw]

And people shower after gym class? We only have 5 minutes for passing time and we go to the locker room 5 to 10 minutes from passing time.

I keep hearing that, and my response is the same as ever (read the rest of the thread if you will): Gross.

 

[Chatato]

We have showers but they're in cubicles and nobody uses them because people have peed in them not even while showering I mean there are urinals right outside why not just use them /Rant
But seriously thats kinda screwed.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

And people shower after gym class? We only have 5 minutes for passing time and we go to the locker room 5 to 10 minutes from passing time.

I keep hearing that, and my response is the same as ever (read the rest of the thread if you will): Gross.

Either everyone you know sweats obscene amounts or you're just super-sensitive to this stuff. 50 minutes of P.E in my school NEVER got anyone to the level where they NEEDED a shower.

 

[Jonluw]

And people shower after gym class? We only have 5 minutes for passing time and we go to the locker room 5 to 10 minutes from passing time.

I keep hearing that, and my response is the same as ever (read the rest of the thread if you will): Gross.

Either everyone you know sweats obscene amounts or you're just super-sensitive to this stuff. 50 minutes of P.E in my school NEVER got anyone to the level where they NEEDED a shower.

I already had this discussion...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.284610-Poll-Comparing-penises-in-the-shower?page=2#11210472

I don't know how it works over there, but it would seem gym class in the US/UK isn't really as heavy as over here.
Many times, at the end of class, I have figuratively been crawling along the floor and dying for a shower. And I'm in good shape. One example would be the endurance training I mentioned in that post I linked.
Running an obstacle course at pretty much full intensity for the duration of the class will get you pretty damn sweaty.
I don't know how it is where you go/went to school, but where I go to school, if you're not breaking a sweat during gym class, you're doing something wrong.

The shower not only washes of your sweat. It's very rejuvenating.
It's absolutely lovely to be able to shower and feel fresh and cooled down after having worked out.

What happened to your avatar by the way?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

And people shower after gym class? We only have 5 minutes for passing time and we go to the locker room 5 to 10 minutes from passing time.

I keep hearing that, and my response is the same as ever (read the rest of the thread if you will): Gross.

Either everyone you know sweats obscene amounts or you're just super-sensitive to this stuff. 50 minutes of P.E in my school NEVER got anyone to the level where they NEEDED a shower.

I already had this discussion...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.284610-Poll-Comparing-penises-in-the-shower?page=2#11210472

I don't know how it works over there, but it would seem gym class in the US/UK isn't really as heavy as over here.
Many times, at the end of class, I have figuratively been crawling along the floor and dying for a shower. And I'm in good shape. One example would be the endurance training I mentioned in that post I linked.
Running an obstacle course at pretty much full intensity for the duration of the class will get you pretty damn sweaty.
I don't know how it is where you go/went to school, but where I go to school, if you're not breaking a sweat during gym class, you're doing something wrong.

The shower not only washes of your sweat. It's very rejuvenating.
It's absolutely lovely to be able to shower and feel fresh and cooled down after having worked out.

What happened to your avatar by the way?

Yup, your P.E is much worse. You poor fuckers, ours is a fucking cake-walk compared to yours. Even for me, and I'm so out of shape it's not even funny (not fat, I just have no muscle whatsoever and a weak heart). I feel sorry for you guys, having to do endurance shit and obstacle courses. The worst I ever had to do in my 5 years there was run round the edge of the field twice.

And my avatar was removed by mods because it had the word 'cock' in it.

 

[Jonluw]

And people shower after gym class? We only have 5 minutes for passing time and we go to the locker room 5 to 10 minutes from passing time.

I keep hearing that, and my response is the same as ever (read the rest of the thread if you will): Gross.

Either everyone you know sweats obscene amounts or you're just super-sensitive to this stuff. 50 minutes of P.E in my school NEVER got anyone to the level where they NEEDED a shower.

I already had this discussion...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.284610-Poll-Comparing-penises-in-the-shower?page=2#11210472

I don't know how it works over there, but it would seem gym class in the US/UK isn't really as heavy as over here.
Many times, at the end of class, I have figuratively been crawling along the floor and dying for a shower. And I'm in good shape. One example would be the endurance training I mentioned in that post I linked.
Running an obstacle course at pretty much full intensity for the duration of the class will get you pretty damn sweaty.
I don't know how it is where you go/went to school, but where I go to school, if you're not breaking a sweat during gym class, you're doing something wrong.

The shower not only washes of your sweat. It's very rejuvenating.
It's absolutely lovely to be able to shower and feel fresh and cooled down after having worked out.

What happened to your avatar by the way?

Yup, your P.E is much worse. You poor fuckers, ours is a fucking cake-walk compared to yours. Even for me, and I'm so out of shape it's not even funny (not fat, I just have no muscle whatsoever and a weak heart). I feel sorry for you guys, having to do endurance shit and obstacle courses. The worst I ever had to do in my 5 years there was run round the edge of the field twice.

Sounds nice, but at least heavy PE keeps me somewhat in shape.
I would so degrade if I didn't have it...
I only ever sit on my ass all day.

And my avatar was removed by mods because it had the word 'cock' in it.

Oh, I see. That's okay the- Wait what?
Since when were we not allowed to swear? I swear all the fucking time on this forum.
I'm baffled.

 

[Griffolion]

I've never compared penises directly. But I did once sleep with a girl (i know, right!?) who had slept previously with someone I know and she told me afterwards that I was at least 2 inches bigger than him. Now I'm going to naturally assume at least a moderate amount of embellishment in there, but it still felt good, you know?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Sounds nice, but at least heavy PE keeps me somewhat in shape.
I would so degrade if I didn't have it...
I only ever sit on my ass all day.

And my avatar was removed by mods because it had the word 'cock' in it.

Oh, I see. That's okay the- Wait what?
Since when were we not allowed to swear? I swear all the fucking time on this forum.
I'm baffled.

I'm the same as you. I'm a lazy fuck by nature. The only exercise I tend to get is sex and dancing. Seriously, that's about it.

And I don't get the avatar thing either. Apparently we're allowed to swear on the boards no problem, but having such a blatant "Yay cock" in my avatar was going against some rule. Baffles the fuck outta me, but I'm not about to get pissy with a mod. Learnt that lesson the hard way on many previous forums.

 

[Jonluw]

Sounds nice, but at least heavy PE keeps me somewhat in shape.
I would so degrade if I didn't have it...
I only ever sit on my ass all day.

And my avatar was removed by mods because it had the word 'cock' in it.

Oh, I see. That's okay the- Wait what?
Since when were we not allowed to swear? I swear all the fucking time on this forum.
I'm baffled.

I'm the same as you. I'm a lazy fuck by nature. The only exercise I tend to get is sex and dancing. Seriously, that's about it.

And I don't get the avatar thing either. Apparently we're allowed to swear on the boards no problem, but having such a blatant "Yay cock" in my avatar was going against some rule. Baffles the fuck outta me, but I'm not about to get pissy with a mod. Learnt that lesson the hard way on many previous forums.

Huh. There's an appeals system isn't there? I'd try it, but then again, I don't know how much you cared about your avatar.